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Funny story: Remains of McDonalds CEO Jim Cantalupo will be added to Big Mac's Special Sauce

Remains of McDonalds CEO Jim Cantalupo will be added to Big Mac's Special Sauce

In accordance with his last request, recently deceased McDonalds CEO Jim Cantalupo will be cremated, and his remains will be added to the Big Mac's special sauce.

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Funny story: Introducing McMicro-sized Fast Food!

Introducing McMicro-sized Fast Food!

McDonalds Corp., Global HQ - Eager to cash in on the low-carb, macrobiotic and other dietary crazes sweeping the fast food marketplace, restaurant giant McDonalds corporation has announced that it will phase out Super sized products and introduce Mi...

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Funny story: Mars rover finds McDonalds drive-thru

Mars rover finds McDonalds drive-thru

In a shocking picture release by NASA today, Opportunity, the exploratory rover, has been spotted trundling up to McDonalds drive thru. Whilst the contents of the take-away were kept suspiciously elusive, rumours abound that the cheeky martian rover...

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Funny story: Ronald McDonald Arrested!

Ronald McDonald Arrested!

McDonalds frontman Ronald McDonald was arrested today after police caught him in the middle of a lewd act in the toilet of a McDonalds restaurant.

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Funny story: Terror suspects granted full access to US courts, immediately sue McDonalds, "Big tobacco"

Terror suspects granted full access to US courts, immediately sue McDonalds, "Big tobacco"

Immediately following California's 9th Circuit Federal Appeals Court ruling that suspected terrorists being held at Guantanamo Bay Naval Base in Cuba should have access to lawyers and the American court system, all hell broke loose.

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Funny story: Pikeys mourn those lost in disaster

Pikeys mourn those lost in disaster

TODAY was a solemn day for Scotland's community of Travellers, as they remembered those lost in the September 12th disaster. It was only a few months ago, that the disater occurred, when a McDonalds lorry, crashed into the capital of the Pikey se...

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Funny story: McDonalds to Shut Down Under Weight of PETA Protests

McDonalds to Shut Down Under Weight of PETA Protests

George Kroc, CEO of McDonalds, announced today that the hugely successful fast food franchise will be closing its doors for good at the end of the year due to intense pressure from the animal rights organization PETA.

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Funny story: McDonalds To Introduce New 'Meat' Burger

McDonalds To Introduce New 'Meat' Burger

NEW YORK-Announced today for the first time, McDonald's revealed its plans to incorporate a new 'McMeat Burger' into its menu. "We set out on this project looking to create a product that the average concerned carnivore would want to consume," said J...

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Funny story: Peter Parker took naked pictures of my wife

Peter Parker took naked pictures of my wife

When I first beat the shit out of Peter Parker, it felt good. He'd been spying on us for a while, taking snapshots on the streets, up the stairwell to our apartment, even from outside the apartment window - and we live on the forty-second floor! God knows how he got out there... But yeah, I ripped into the son of a bitch outside McDonalds. He was taking a photo of me eating a Bac...

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Funny story: McDonalds Sued

McDonalds Sued

Average businessman, Keith Remington, is to sue fast food chain McDonalds amid claims that food he ordered via a local drive-thru came to him without error.

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