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Funny story: David Beckham Could Represent USA at World Cup - Bending the Rules Like Beckham

David Beckham Could Represent USA at World Cup - Bending the Rules Like Beckham

Soon to be LA Galaxy star, David Beckham, who made a decent comeback for England against Brazil, could amazingly be running on to the field for the USA at the next World Cup.

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Funny story: England 1 Brazil 1: McClaren Swears On TV

England 1 Brazil 1: McClaren Swears On TV

England manager Steve McClanger confessed last night that he had always been a fan of David Beckham, and said that he thought he was "the best player the world had ever seen". There was a s...

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Funny story: Gabriel Agbonlahor Misses His Call Up To England U-21 Squad Due To Various Reasons

Gabriel Agbonlahor Misses His Call Up To England U-21 Squad Due To Various Reasons

Gabriel Agbonlahor, the strangely-named Aston Villa player, missed the chance to join the England U-21 side because of a mix-up with his mobile phone, says the England international football website,...

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Funny story: 2010 World Cup Could Be On English Soil

2010 World Cup Could Be On English Soil

In sensational news, the 2010 football World Cup could be staged in England, after building problems in South Africa have put the tournament plans in serious jeopardy. FIFA president...

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Funny story: Real Madrid's David Beckham Recalled to the England Team

Real Madrid's David Beckham Recalled to the England Team

David Beckham is set to be recalled to the England squad by manager Steve McClaren after a series of pathetically bad performances by England.

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Funny story: Manchester United Star Boots Ball Into Fan's Face

Manchester United Star Boots Ball Into Fan's Face

Manchester United's grotesque England international defender Rio Ferdinand, who is part-Irish, is in hot water with Police after an unsavoury incident with a member of the Old Trafford crowd. The incident, which came during the second half of Unit...

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Funny story: David Nugent No Gent In Nou Camp Netting Nuisance

David Nugent No Gent In Nou Camp Netting Nuisance

There was more trouble for beleaguered manager Malcolm McClaren in Spain last night, even after his under-pressure England team had trounced Andorra 3-0 in the Nou Camp.

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Funny story: Frank Lampard Can't Kick a Ball Due to Sore Hand, "How Convenient" Says Gerrard.

Frank Lampard Can't Kick a Ball Due to Sore Hand, "How Convenient" Says Gerrard.

Frank Lampard, who hasn't scored a goal for England since 2005, is out of the England squad... due to a sore hand.

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Funny story: Rooney And McClaren Make Up

Rooney And McClaren Make Up

Wayne Rooney and England manager Steve McClaren have had a tiff, and it's not about football. They've been arguing about whether or not Rooney's Manchester United team mate Crustiano Retardo

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Funny story: Steve McClaren Fired as England Boss; Gerrard, Rooney and Lampard Have Shared Dream.

Steve McClaren Fired as England Boss; Gerrard, Rooney and Lampard Have Shared Dream.

Steve McClaren has been fired from the England post and replaced with someone competent. This according to a freak dream shared by Steven Gerrard, Wayne Rooney and Frank Lampard.

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Funny story: Cristiano Ronaldo Not 100% Gay

Cristiano Ronaldo Not 100% Gay

Manchester United players and staff have spoken out in support of striker Crustiano Retardo after it was alleged that he was the "gayest footballer in the Premiership".

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Funny story: Wayne Rooney Teenage Mutant Ninja Metatarsal

Wayne Rooney Teenage Mutant Ninja Metatarsal

Wayne Rooney, it has been revealed today, recovered from his metatarsal injury more quickly than was expected, because he had the toe removed, and replaced by a spare finger he had.

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Funny story: Wayne Rooney Breaks Leg in Lead up to Israel Clash, Fortunately Not His Own

Wayne Rooney Breaks Leg in Lead up to Israel Clash, Fortunately Not His Own

Wayne Rooney has broken a leg while training for England's Euro 2008 qualifier with Israel.

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Funny story: Beckham: Exclusive interview!!

Beckham: Exclusive interview!!

Madrid- The La vĂ³mito del perro restaurant in the centre of Madrid is the kind of place that requires you to book six months in advance and be prepared to pay gracious homage to whatever the Chef deigns to put in front of you.

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Funny story: "England World Cup? Not In My Lifetime", Rasps Blatter

"England World Cup? Not In My Lifetime", Rasps Blatter

The World Cup will never again be staged in England if FIFA President Pratt Bleeps has his way.

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Funny story: John Terry In Hospital - Dreams Fantastic Dream

John Terry In Hospital - Dreams Fantastic Dream

John Terry, the Torquay United footballer, woke up in hospital last night and told doctors about a fantastic dream he had, in which in he believed he was a Chelsea and England international defender.

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Funny story: McClaren Calls on Troops to Help England

McClaren Calls on Troops to Help England

Sir Steve McClaren, England supremo, and the man most tipped to be the greatest England manager of all time, called on Tony Blair to bring the troops in to help England in their fight to win the Word Cup for ever. The armed forces, c...

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