Washington: Republican Peter King is seeking to introduce a bill to make it "illegal for anyone to carry a firearm within 1,000 feet of a government official". Members of Congress likewise disturbed by the recent Tucson massacre, yesterday called...
Special to INS - Anarchist Liam Breton of Tampa announced that he has settled on a date to foment rebellion in the lower 48 states. Alaska and Hawaii are not to be included because he only has 8,200 points in his frequent-flyer program. Breton's insp...
Just to see the republican party go insane, the President of the United States offered up a non binding resolution that would lend aid to Native Americans. As expected, Nan Coulter,a quiet, temperate republican blew a gasket and said the President...
Most law abiding, hard working, tax paying citizens, and even sports fans were scratching their heads this week after it was revealed that a President under Siege could take the time to praise a billionaire Democratic fund raiser for hiring a convicted felon who served time for the horrendous crimes involved with the abuse, maiming and death of dogs. President Obama, while claiming victory in...
Skating with the star's Buffy Heddress nearly pulled off a perfect Double Axe Axle Twist on Tuesday nights show. But the ice soon turned blood red when her male amateur partner Francis Mullheir failed to properly initiate the "twist" needed to keep t...
Something is really rotten in US-world relations. Despite their attempt to portray themselves as fair-but-tough, no-nonsense, self-appointed moral policemen of the world, the plain fact is that America is simply unable to treat others with basic res...
Financial bulletins and newspapers across America are reporting that corporate Christmas parties, are in full swing in celebration of the largest corporate profits and bonuses in history. Ten thousand dollar Rolexes, Ferraris, and newly outfitted...
Washington--Obama is pushing free-trade with South Korea because he couldn't sleep anymore knowing that he wasn't doing enough to create jobs in South Korea. "Everyone knows that South Korea will benefit the most from this free-trade agreement. S...
Annoyed, embarrassed and generally resentful of the back biting and petty contents of American diplomatic cables, everybody except America is now posting on a new website, YankeeLeaks. Via the site, America's getting far worse than it gives, on a...
Latest Wikleaks disclosures have finally solved the mystery of Britain 'special relationship' with America. David Cameron, before the election, assured the U.S. President, known in his real guise as the Head of the CIA, that a Tory Britain would b...
NEW YORK - The Shuttleworth Institute of Research have compiled data about the top 200 (of 200 million) dangers to national security. Several dangers from last year have reappeared, such as The Tea Party, Stubborness and many others. Here are s...
While the Ivory Coast nation is embroiled in election fraud and other voting practice controversy, the U.S. Department of State offered up one of their most experienced mediators to help bring closure to the conflict. Thanks to overly brief text mes...
In the news recently was the massive bailout initiated by the European Union to help Ireland out of its financial crisis. In the USA, famous Americans of Irish descent are also doing their share to help in the sad plight of the land of their foref...
DALLAS, TX - A consortium of the southern states has split off from the United States of America. The new country will be accepted into the United Nations, and will be named the Union Provinces of Christ or the UPC. This will reduced the numbe...
Agents from the US Border Agency and the Drug Enforcement Agency have revealed that a new tunnel has been discovered running between San Diego and Tijuana. The tunnel is lined with breize blocks, has a railway(what!!!), electricity and a state of...
WASHINGTON - The Unites States is now under the rule of a North Korean occupation force of one million troops. In a carefully timed midnight raid, the North Korean military successfully executed Jag-eob Teulibtopan (Operation Tryptophan), easily sei...
PYONGYANG, North Korea - A rare public statement has been given by Kim Jong-un, heir apparent to the dictatorship of North Korea. "As son of the Great Leader, I consider it my duty to learn whatever I can to aid my nation's health and physical di...
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