4-7-04 - Donald Rumsfield, Defense Secretary, said today that he is "Mad at himself" for not having learned earlier of American abuses of Iraqi captives despite his having been told of them months earlier by his generals. He also said that he is "Mad at himself" for not having told the President about them until recently although he told the President about them months ago and...
Yesterday while pulling into one of his favorite drive-up "Liquor & Ammo" stores in West Texas, Republican House Party Whip, Tom DeLay, with Jack Daniels in hand, held raucous caucus to about 25 local drunken yahoos, proclaiming "The E...
Dick Cheney, speaking to the 2004 graduating class of the Wyoming School of Oil Production, attacked "all those silly Clinton-Administration adopted regulations restricting oil production in the US," - the ones designed to clean up the air,...
Tom Timber, formerly of Logging Is U$ Corp., was recently appointed by G.W. to serve as the Administration's new "Environmental Savior of Trees," - kicking off George's re-election run for the Presidency in 2004. At the press con...
Dear Paul, Now that many more Americans have died in Iraq after George W. declared "Victory" aboard ship in battle fatigues, I've learned that it was you who was the major architect of "regime change" in Iraq. What, indeed, were you thinking would replace Hussein? "Democracy" after 11 centuries of Muslimland Rule? Who told you that? Which lear...
Last night at a pub (a very drunken one), the lone Jew in the bar erupted, "I've got a great solution to the Middle East mess, - not just the one Cheney and Sons put us into last year, - no I'm talking about the one the U.N. put us into in 1948 when it created the State of Israel, thereby royally pissing off to this day all of the Surrounding Arabs.
Dear Dick, As a die-hard Republican conservative and Haliburton supporter, - "What's good for Haliburton in Iraq is good for America!", - it's distressing to learn that the Administration's "staying the course" now apparently means adopting a 180-degree shift in policy from "going it alone" ("To hell with world opinon!") toward &quo...
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