Dr. Emmett "Doc" Brown just released his latest computer, the iCom Nano. It uses a one point twenty-one jiggawatt new green Mr. Fusion power supply, as seen in "Back to the Future" and operates at 4.1 jiggahertz. It contains 16 jiggabytes of memory...
Rupert Murdoch led a rally against illegal immigration in Los Angeles Saturday with Michelle McGee. He and other white supremacists held a rally and burned books as hundreds of counter-protesters gathered to shout them down. Approxamately 50 me...
Discovery Communications, wanting to become fair and balanced, looked to Fox News's Sarah Palin, the vice-presidential hopeful in the 2009 U.S. presidential election. Discovery, long known for it's earth-friendly offerings with such shows as the Dis...
John Birch Society and Tea Party leaders recently announced that they are planning a protest of D.C. Comics and TheSpoof.com to denounce Superman as an American symbol. John F. McManus sent the following letter to TheSpoof.com: Dear TheSpoof.com, You have a Commie Socialist Red working at your newspaper. Just look at his uniform. He wears a red cape that flaps in the wind like a Com...
Michelle "Bombshell" McGee says in documents filed in her custody battle for her children that she is not a Nazi scumbag. "I do NOT have a swastika tattoo on me," the alleged mistress of Jesse James said as she quickly drew over her tattoo with a...
Today, at a press conference at the Crawford Ranch, former president Bush denied allegations of sleeping with Tony Blair, stating, "I did not have sex with that man." The statement follows Tony Blair being brought up on charges in the U.K. Former p...
Following the recent coal mine explosion that killed 29 miners, Westboro Baptist Church members staged a protest spouting hate in the name of God, carrying banners that say, "Thank God for Dead Miners," "You Will Eat Your Babies," God Hates Your Tear...
CCN (Crazy Cal News) Washington - President Barack Hussein Obama announced news of his steps to destroy America again today. The details were released in a video on his Tax Savings Plan at Organizing For America. President Obama betrayed corporat...
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Los Angeles - Today Ricky Martin announced... guess what? He's GAY! + Elton John swooned, Patrick Harris swished, Ellen asked him to bend over and motioned with a cigar, and Clay Akin serenaded him. Gay celebrities we...
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Easter - According to a World Net Daily article by Joe Kovacs, Easter is a pagan ritual that will make you burn in hell. In fact, according to the author, even mentioning the name Easter is a sin worthy of death. In fact, the author, making a valiant attempt to save us from the evils of Easter puts his own salvation at risk by mentioning Easter 24 times. This brav...
Austin, TX SEP Yesterday, when a plane crashed into a building in Austin, CNN grabbed the spotlight and the reporter tried to lead the person he was interviewing into a 9/11 scenario. "What did that remind you of? Did that remind you of anything?"...
CAPE CANAVERAL, Fla. CCN (Crazy Cal News) - The Associated Press posted a story about the Aurora Borealis and the new scientific instruments that they've placed in space to try to determine the cause.
After President Bush had a meeting with Halliburton executives and hearing of their plans to set up a headquarters in Burundi, U.S. Intelligence submitted that Burundi may be developing weapons of mass communication. It is rumored that one Burundi c...
Spoof Reporter Cal Jennings was sent to cover the latest announcement by President Bush. It seems that the Bush administration has uncovered a new threat to America... artists and musicians... musical artists... uh, however you say it.
CCN (Crazy Cal News)- ACCRA, Ghana - President Bush denied claims that he intended to build more military bases in Africa to steal their oil. "Baloney," said President Bush, "We jest wanna' keep ya' safe frum terrurust attacks...
HAVANA Cigars - Ailing leader Fidel Castro resigned as Cuba's president from his nearly 50 year reign early Tuesday, saying in a letter published in online official media that he would not accept a new term when the newly elected parliament meets...
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - According to Physorg.com, "Snowball" Earth really became "Slushball" Earth. Evidenced by the amount of carbon 13 which was found in the remains of plants of the late Neoproterozoic era, somewhere between 85...
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