Obama Destroys America - Again!

Funny story written by Cal Jennings

Tuesday, 13 April 2010

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Commie Socialist Marxist Nazi Barack Hussein Obama

CCN (Crazy Cal News) Washington - President Barack Hussein Obama announced news of his steps to destroy America again today. The details were released in a video on his Tax Savings Plan at Organizing For America.

President Obama betrayed corporate American values by giving tax breaks and educational aid to average Americans. Fox News pundits were quick to jump on this disgrace to America.

Sean Hannity remarked, "This move to help people who are not filthy rich is an act of terrorism. I'm not friends with the guy who bombed the Pentagon, I'm not friends with the guy who bombed the Capital and I'm not friends with a president who gives tax cuts to people who aren't wealthy."

Bill O'Reilly commented, "President Obama wants to appeal to the good people of the middle class, which is a good thing, but he tries too hard to appease them. He goes out of his way to avoid giving them the Muslim terrorist label which clearly applies to anyone below the top 1% earners in America. He doesn't do it because he wants to tamp down the anger in the middle class rather than ratchet it up. Apologizing for being poor is a disgrace and anybody who does it is going to be hammered here."

Glenn Beck weighed in on the issue stating, "I just love my country and I fear for it. Let's take a look at what's happening here. Pretty soon the wrong people will be able to afford groceries and utilities and get jobs. The roots of the tree of radicalism and revolution are being sewed here. It's absolutely frightening what it looks like is going on here. This Commie Socialist Marxist Nazi Obama plot could give birth to the destruction of American corporate values as we know them. Pretty soon middle class Americans will be flying airplanes into buildings and getting educations. It appears that the Bilderberg group may be behind this.

Giving tax breaks to people who aren't rich is just one more step toward taking away our guns. George Orwell would be proud. I beg you. Look for the words "social justice" or "economic justice" in these tax cuts. If you find it, run fast as you can! They are code words. The Communists who are on the Left and the Nazis who are on the Right both subscribe to one philosophy... Social Justice. This also leads to gay marriage which will lead to polygamy and the destruction of values in the home. I don't know about you, but I don't want my hard earned tax dollars going to people who weren't industrious enough to become rich."

Sarah Palin also commented saying, "I can see poor people from land here in Alaska. Giving tax breaks and education assistance to people who don't have money is just... I don't know... wrong. With Putin on our doorstep this could lead to the American middle class becoming Russia."

Clearly, this president who hasn't even shown his original birth certificate is toppling all that America stands for. It is obviously a plot to undermine the efforts of the Bush Administration appointees to the Supreme Court to give free reign to corporations to buy whichever politician they so desire. Corporations are people too. This blatant attempt to undermine their rights is certainly an attempt to lead our country into a Communist Socialist Nazi Bilderberg Orwellian nightmare that will destroy America as we know it and turn America into a gay polygamous country where orgies are thrown on every street corner. The next thing you know, our children will be sleeping with animals and asking the government for handouts to fund their drug ridden alcohol induced love fests. He has already forced health care reform on us. Where will Obama's madness end?

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