Conventional science believes viruses can 'jump' from one species of animal to another. Conspiracy theorist scientists believe that the greatest threat to humanity lies with killer viruses from outer space. One leading scientist who believes th...
Barrack Obama has been accused of squandering the American's tax dollars on himself and his extraordinarily extravagant life style. Over the past weekend Obama has been holed up at the Floridian Golf Club playing golf with Tiger Woods and has not...
Scientists in Siberia revealed they have found DNA evidence of sasquatch in a remote, deeply forested area. The asteroid strike flushed dozens of sasquatch out of a thick forest. The human-ape hybrids were seen from the air running around manically t...
Vigilante Chris Dorner was cornered by cops in a remote cabin in Big Bear, California. In a classic cop operation the LAPD surrounded the cabin and helicopters flew over head. As Alec Jones predicted the cops burned down the cabin and 'barbecued'...
The art world has been shaken by a different version of the Mona Lisa which has previously been stored in a Swiss bank vault. In the painting La Giaconda appears ten years younger and is even more beautiful that in the other portrait of her. Duri...
Jesse Ventura has made a startling revelation today about Barack Obama. The former Navy Seal has revealed that when he was investigating the Plum Island Conspiracy; he stumbled upon a police report about a John Doe whom had been washed ashore on Montauk Beach. Jesse said, "Basically the guy had abnormally long fingers and had five big holes drilled into his head; and had, had neurosurgery. Th...
Vintage wild-life presenter Sir David Attenborough has been accused of not acknowledging how some animals have gay members who wish to come out of the closet. David Brett commented, "Whenever two male chimpanzees cuddle and cavort around together...
Hysteria has been caused in some areas of the United States and in Ireland by the resignation of Pope Benedick the 16th. The Mayor of Boston,Thomas Menino has had to contend with the blizzard and now wacky rumours that we are entering the end times.
Catholics everywhere have been shocked by the resignation of Pope Benedict. The Catholic Church are saddened that Pope Benedict is resigning and are hurt by his lack of commitment. One lady was heard whining, "I've been a good Catholic and have been to Mass every week, regularly attended confession, and have cooked fish every Friday as well as popping out a baby every year for the last twenty...
Adele was panned by the fashion police for wearing what appeared to be a red, patterned curtain to the Grammy Award Ceremony. Poor Adele looked like a refugee from the Van Trapp family from the set of The Sound of Music. "It looked as if Julie Andrews had whipped up a dress from an old pair of curtains like she did for those Austrian kids when she was working as a nanny". One bitchy gay desig...
A college professor from San Francisco has claimed that when he was an eleven year old boy he time travelled as part of Project Pegasus. The respectable forty nine year old man claimed that when he as a boy of eleven in 1974 he was involved in a top...
Pictures just released of Beyonce's fierce face at the Superbowl has become an instant internet meme. Beyonce's ferce expression has caused much humour with computer nerds making her appear like a crazy zombie or a green muscle bound Incredible Hu...
Alex Jones has gone on the "Conspiracy Do-Dah Channel" and ranted that the government is trying to make men impotent by spiking everyday foods with aspartame. He appeared live on air and ranted that if he puts Tomato Ketchup on his beef burger it...
African icon Nelson Mandela has disclosed that he is Barack Obama's real daddy. Birthers' are said to be 'staggered' by this latest disclosure. Nelson Mandela was watching the inauguration of Barack Obama and he was watching You Tube when he spot...
New Jersey governor Chris Christie has angrily defied critics who have said that he is too fat to be president. He has admitted that he is addicted to 'Krispy Kreme Donuts' and is proud of it. Poor governor Christie has been 'fair game' to crit...
It has been claimed that Goofy is the most complained about character at the Disney theme park. One Mother said, "He is just creepy. My little butter-ball wanted to have his picture taken with Goofy and he turned away and farted in my face. Out-...
Little Lindsay Lohan has startled fans by saying that she has had to endure being abducted by aliens on numerous occasions. The troubled star said that it had gone back to the height of her career when she was a shiny new starlet in "Mean Girls".
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