London Mayor Boris Johnson tried to keep his tongue as civil as possible. However, there is only so much a Brit's stiff upper lip can take. After enduring yet another round of Obama's British bashing over the oil spill, the Mayor finally had to use...
It hasn't been easy for marijuana growers these days. Along with the downturn in the world wide economy, pot farmers are facing increasing legalization in states such as California and Colorado where anyone with a pulse can easily acquire a medicina...
Forced to retire after it had been discovered that she had actually been dead for twenty years, former White House correspondent Helen Thomas's biting comments concerning the Israeli/Palestinian conflict still linger in the minds of many reporters of the Jewish faith. Mike Wallace of CBS's 60 Minutes is still in shock. "All these years I thought she was my friend," said Wallace, "now I'v...
Married for the fourth time, Rush Limbaugh decided to go all out this time around. He even hired Elton John to sing for him, and apparently the two supposedly diametrically opposed men discovered that they had a little more in common than either one...
Well known for his abusive directing techniques within Hollywood, James Cameron was recently invited to the White House ostensibly in order to help solve the BP Oil Spill. In actuality, many insiders are commenting that the only reason Cameron was in...
RamJac Inc., a lesser known player in the cell phone industry, announced Monday that it would be introducing a new line of suppository cell phones. Placed in the rectum, the new phones have a dual use on both the business as well as medical front.
Under a new law, British drivers will be forced to prove their unwavering sobriety to any law enforcement official, at any time of the day or night. Furthermore, there is legislation pending which could severely restrict a driver's right to place a...
It was bad enough that Steven Jackson lost his job one year ago as a Wall Street floor trader. Then things went from bad to worse. Following a series of failed attempts to obtain employment, Steven was forced to take a job with the US Government as...
Paul McCartney gave such a memorable oral performance at the White House where he received the Gershwin Award, that President Obama has decided to keep him on full time as the new Court Jester. "I am so thankful for this opportunity to serv...
Are wedding plans in their future? No one knows for sure yet, but the tabloids are reporting that former Vice President Al Gore and world renowned financial mogul George Soros have become an item. All of this follows in the wake of the shocking...
Former Vice President Dick Cheney has landed on his feet in the private sector, and once again it is with a, "bang." The initial public offering for Cheney Shotguns started at ten dollars per share, then quickly rose well above forty dollars per sh...
After starting their criminal investigation into the BP Oil Spill only very recently, Attorney General Eric Holder, and his team of Federal experts believe that they have finally gotten to the bottom of the matter. Investigators now seem to b...
Following the Attacks of September 11th, 2001, Professor Lawrence Shannon expected the Earth's geopolitical situation to rapidly spiral out of control. He, like many other realists grounded in the intellectual world, never expected to see the year 2...
Along with a shot of Jack Daniels and a cold Budweiser, former President George W. Bush received the news at a local drinking establishment known affectionately as, "The Cock and Bull." A Fed-Ex courier walked through the doors and saw the former president sitting alone at a corner table. "The waitress handed him a shot of Jack, which he downed right away," said Steve Jones of...
Due to the destruction of their economy, millions of jobless Americans are packing up their belongings and heading for greener pastures in Mexico. It is a disturbing trend which doesn't seem to have an end in sight. Nathan Smith, a former co...
Due to environmental concerns and numerous safety violations, President Obama's Environmental Protection Agency has ordered that all semi-tractor trailers in the United States be sent to scrap yards where they will be melted down and recycled.
Led by major Hollywood producers, Los Angeles California has moved one more step closer to war with the State of Arizona. On the forefront of the charge is Sean Penn, who has vowed that Arizona will never be allowed to see another Hollywood F...
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