Bejing - The ancient Chinese custom of foot binding is being studied by China as one means of reducing their carbon foot print. With just over 1.3 billion people China represents a full 20% of the world's population. With one in five people on the pl...
A disgruntled pedicurist substituted carnivorous Brazilian piranhas for trendy, callous-chomping carp at a fashionable New York City spa resulting in the chewing up of twenty-one toes, five heels, and three bunions of the spa's well-to-do clients...
VANCOUVER, B.C. - For the fourth time in less than a year, a right human foot has been found off one of four different islands in the Strait of Georgia in British Columbia.
Self-confidence is so important in today's cut and thrust life, and you really need to stand out from the crowd if you want to get ahead in this world. There is no point sitting at home feeling sorry for yourself, so get up on your feet and do something about your sorry excuse for a life. Be aggresive! Be firm! Stand up straight when people are talking! What's wrong with you?! You need a s...
Buddhist monks are everywhere at this time of year, and with the mild autumn weather we're having, bare feet and those lovely ochre tints are a carefree and attractive style that will keep you right at fashion's cutting edge long after the leaves have fallen.
(New York--NY) I like feet. No, let me be clear. I like women's feet. No, let me be even more clear: I like women's feet if they're attached to women between the ages of 20-32. Preferably, the feet in question should be a matched set with a pedicure no more than one week old.
Washington, D.C. - The outspoken conservative columnist, Ann Coulter, was unexpectedly rushed to the hospital early this morning when she woke up to find her foot was still stuck in her mouth and could not remove it. She was discovered in her bed thi...
He was a menacing looking man approaching my car as I waited for the light to turn to green. Probably a panhandler, I thought, but not holding the usual "Will work for Mad Dog 20/20" sign. I instinctively looked to make sure my door was locked. It wasn’t. He was still 15 feet away. Plenty of time to lock it, but I didn’t want to insult him by letting him realize his approach was causing...
In a hastily arranged press conference on Sunday afternoon, representatives of Greyhound announced new initiatives to attract and service the ‘cold feet bridal' market-wanting to quickly capitalize on the cross-country gaunt made famous by Georgia na...
New York (AP)-In a powerful speech that brought delegates at the Republican National Convention to their feet, President Bush promised a "devastating second term" if re-elected.
Rob Bruintjes comes from big people. His mother was a shade under 6 feet tall and his father...
Clay Aiken's Brush With Worse- Than -Death; The Attack of the Paparazzi! Some time ago when the former AI 2 runner-up was just getting his feet wet with all the star-related craziness, and he had to make the transition between cute, naïve country boy with freckles and savvy, cool L.A. star with sex appeal, he had an experience that almost made him decide to dump the entire idea of pursuing fa...
(Bangawash, Indiana) Yogi Mahesh Hajalmar Sohnson died yesterday due to complications from ingesting eighty feet of rope. Mahesh Sohnson, Adept of the Seventh Level and Sadhu, was swallowing the rope in order to clean his internal digestive organs.
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