Determined to impress his better half, local man, Martin Shuttlecock decided to cook her a prawn curry for her enjoyment when she arrived home from work. Initially, all went well. The prawns were purchased fresh from a local fishmonger and Shuttle...
BNP leader Nick Griffin, and Ku Klux Klan Grand Wizard David Duke were spotted by gossip columnist, Angastura Bitters, entering A Bangladeshi restaurant in Brick Lane, East London, and having a curry together. Madame Bitters told me: "I couldn'...
A study undertaken near Birmingham has revealed that curry may be useful in fighting the onset of dementia. Professor Alan Ghobi, from Aston University, has carried out extensive testing and says that his research suggests that a hot curry once a we...
Deep joy and much rejoicing here in the UK - because it's 'Big Curry Month' and that's official! The Indian classic dish was imported here by British servicemen in the days of the Raj, and has since become a firm favourite with spice starved Brits...
The 1950's was dubbed the Age of Anxiety and the 20 oughts have been called the Age of Obesity. Spice loving President elect Obama has taken a cue from the times and has named a hot and savory South Indian dish to be US Surgeon General. Critics h...
The English cricket team might have gone home after being defeated comprehensively by India in both the one-dayers and test matches, but they can take consolation from the fact that for the first time in its cricketing history, they managed to beat t...
CONTROVERSY surrounds the decision by the England cricket squad to abandon their Indian tour after fears were raised for their safety. The series started badly when Ryan "Runny" Sidebottom was ruled out of the rest of the tour due to sustaining a...
Scientists in India are elated at the discovery of a huge curry deposit on the surface of the moon. Chandrayaan-1, India's first unmanned spacecraft has sent back stunning pictures of the popular spice, and scientists are 'over the moon' with exci...
India has successfully launched its first mission to the Moon and begun construction on their long-awaited lunar-based Indian food stand. The Chandrayaan 1 spacecraft blasted off smoothly from a launch pad in southern Andhra Pradesh to embark on a...
Marine biologists at Exeter University are developing a new theory for the mass beaching and subsequent deaths of Dolphins off the coast of Falmouth earlier this week. Scientists now suspect a flotilla of faeces discharged from a facility in Southam...
A Scottish sheriff court has found Scots wife Jill Martin guilty of serving her husband an Indian meal composed of excrement. But instead of sending the evil harpy to gaol, a silly female Scotch judge admonished or released her.
A woods in Manchester is being terrorised by an all-girl gang who attack single men, and force them to strip naked and have sex with them.
MUMBAI (Rooters) - Shilpa Shetty, the winner of reality television show "Celebrity TeleTubbies", will open a chain of Indian curry houses in Britain, a newspaper reported on Friday.
Shilpa Shetty, the high profile victim of racial abuse in channel 4's disgraceful big brother, has announced that she intends to open a Balti House when the show finishes on Sunday evening.
Classy supermarket chain Waitrose is hanging it's head in shame after a 'foreign object' was discovered inside a Curry For Two packet.
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