Garden City, KS - Dorothy Gail of Kansas turned 89 years old today. (Don't try to tell her she's older! Just a fair warning from one who tried!). We caught up with Dorothy as she was out walking Toto the XII on a dirt road near her farm on her way to a reunion with other Wizard of Oz characters. "Dorothy how does it feel 71 years later to have returned from a magical world like Oz to our world...
Early voting was suspended in Kansas yesterday when reports came out of several voting districts that the same man looking like a dead ringer for the Wizard of Oz was found coming from behind voting curtains with a screwdriver and muttering the words...
News today was that there is the possibility of a completely new Wizard of Oz that follows the original in story form, but in quite a different setting. For one thing, the "Kansas" scenes will still be in black & white but once Dorothy gets to...
Our source, eccentric British film director Buffty Ginslinger has been telling us for weeks now that the eventual winner of the search for a Dorothy for The Wizard Of Oz will be none other than Andrew Lloyd-Webber himself. We didn't believe him.
Kristen Stewart wants to be Dorothy, in the Wizard of Oz, but has no chance of that happening in the West End Musical, in London, that is being done by Andrew Lloyd Webber, the weirdest man that ever appeared on television. Thousands of girls orig...
Robert Downey Jnr is being lined up to play the Wizard of Oz in a new Movie and is in talks with Sam Mendes. The Wizard as we found out in the original Movie of the Wizard Of Oz is just an old man hiding behind a curtain deceiving everybody to his tr...
An amazing 20% of people questioned about the famous song Somewhere Over The Rainbow from the Movie The Wizard of Oz think that the first line of the song lyrics are "Somewhere, over the rainbow, weigh a pie". Professional Darts Player Andy Smith...
The Tiger alias Tiger Woods the Lionman Craig Busch and Mr Sheen alias Charlie Sheen have to meet to discuss their downfall caused by their treatment of women. Tiger Woods the worlds greatest golfer is in a lot of trouble because he has had more b...
Lunar Base One-The people of the Moon are celebrating the unexpected death of a evil citizen whom some described as a "wicked witch". A Volkswagen-sized piece of machinery fell from the sky and crushed her as she was tormenting her diminutive fellow...
The daughters of Barack Obama have decided to throw him a themed party for his August 4th birthday. The theme? The Wizard of Oz. With that in mind, what movie related presents will the sisters give their father? Las Vegas oddsmakers are putting the possible gifts at the following odds: A brain (30%) One of the two things he needs most, but probably impossible (even though they might tr...
Eureka, Kansas - A young girl named Dorothy trembles with fear every time she leaves the relative safety of her farm home not far from here. Hers is no normal agoraphobia, but the uneasy feeling that she is being stalked by one of the most influentia...
The Green Zone, that huge, walled off section of Baghdad occupied by US military and civilian operations, has been renamed 'The Emerald City' after the fabled city in the movie 'The Wizard of Oz'. The Green Zone functions like a first world count...
Munchkin-land Oz -- Dorothy Gale is under arrest and facing multiple felonies that could send her to the electric chair. The creepy little brat stands accused of starting an inferno that scorched Oz and led to thousands of deaths. Her sleazy cohort...
LOS ANGELES, CA - The Los Angeles County Sheriff's Department received a call Thursday morning from someone claiming to be the Wizard of Oz, true owner of the so-called "Bahia Emerald." For several weeks, this giant 180,000-carat emerald has been th...
Houston TX-- NASA reported the successful launch of its first probe to the Land of Oz yesterday. The probe is called TOTO (Total Oz Telemetry Orbiter), and it was launched into a tornado from a base in Kansas. TOTO is sending back striking pictures...
Dorothy Gale, a 15 year old Kansas girl, was being sought by juvenile authorities from the country of Oz this afternoon for the double homicide of two sisters.
A recent survey conducted by Marist College found that four out of five Americans cannot find Munchkinland on a map of the United States. While most Americans could find Kansas and Nebraska, the inability to find Munchkinland has made Americans the...
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