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Funny story: Michael Phelps Has Charges Dropped Over Pot Pix

Michael Phelps Has Charges Dropped Over Pot Pix

The South Carolina lawman who drew criticism for launching a criminal investigation over the Internet-disseminated photo of the Olympian smoking a bong has announced that he will not pursue charges against the 14 olympic medal winner. Butler Coun...

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Funny story: Fellow Bongers Of Aqua-Man Phelps Arrested After Bong Placed On eBay

Fellow Bongers Of Aqua-Man Phelps Arrested After Bong Placed On eBay

Local Sheriff Bradley Davidson has been taking a lot of heat after the photos of disgraced Olympian Michael Phelps smoking a bong were seen 'round the world in 24 hours. The now famous party took place in November in Butler County at a house on Ha...

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Funny story: Bong maker latest sponsor to drop Phelps

Bong maker latest sponsor to drop Phelps

Another company has decided to leave the Phelps business. Kakadu Bongs, Inc., a bong maker based in Nimbin, Australia, has decided to terminate its eight year contract with Olympic swimmer Michael Phelps only six months after the deal was signed.

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Funny story: Phelps Shatters Two More World Records

Phelps Shatters Two More World Records

LAS VEGAS, NV - Olympic Gold medalist and world record setting swimmer Michael Phelps proved tonight he is no "one trick pony." At a competition in Las Vegas, Phelps held in a bong hit for a whopping 3 minutes and 28 seconds, annoying the timekee...

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Funny story: Michael Phelps Appears On The Bong Show

Michael Phelps Appears On The Bong Show

Michael Phelps has been suspended from competing in swimming events, kicked out by Kellogg and now Subway. Phelps was put on suspension by USA Swimming for 3 months. The sport's governing body also cut off its financial support to the 8 gold meda...

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Funny story: Michael Phelps Endorses Donuts and Bug Spray

Michael Phelps Endorses Donuts and Bug Spray

(Los Angeles-CA) Eight-time Olympic gold medal winner Michael "Don't bogart the bong" Phelps isn't letting his suspension by USA Swimming or Kellogg pulling its endorsement deal take the glow out of his embers. Yesterday, Phelps' agent signed undiscl...

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Funny story: Potheads Rally Around Michael Phelps, Boycott Kell Logg Flake Company

Potheads Rally Around Michael Phelps, Boycott Kell Logg Flake Company

SAN FRANCISCO, CA - The Kell Logg Flake Company (KLFC) has decided not to pursue a new contract with Michael Phelps. The subject of controversy, Phelps recently found himself pictured on the cover of a British tabloid taking a ripping bong hit. In...

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Funny story: Michael Phelps apologizes for having harmless fun

Michael Phelps apologizes for having harmless fun

Olympic champion swimmer Michael Phelps admitted to "regrettable behavior" and apologized for it after a picture surfaced in a British tabloid allegedly showing him smoking marijuana at a party. The News of the World published a photo this weekend...

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Funny story: Michael Phelps Gets Endorsement Deal

Michael Phelps Gets Endorsement Deal

U.S. Olympics Gold Medalist Michael Phelps has been named as a spokesperson for Hong Bong, a bong company based in China. Wi-Bei-Hi, CEO of Hong Bong, said that Phelps was the perfect representative for the product. He said that Phelps is athleti...

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Funny story: Michael Phelps Admits To Smoking...Whatever!

Michael Phelps Admits To Smoking...Whatever!

Olympic great Michael Phelps has acknowledged "regrettable" behavior and "bad judgment" after a photo in a British newspaper showed him smoking marijuana and a second pic showing him trying to light a hotdog. In a statement released to The Associa...

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Funny story: Michael Phelps in $10 million Twizla+ sponsorship

Michael Phelps in $10 million Twizla+ sponsorship

America - (Bong-Hits-4-Gold! Mess): Eight times Olympic gold medal winning US swimmer Michael Phelps is to smoke weed for the nation after accepting a $10 million sponsorship deal from cigarette paper manufacturers Twizla+ Jumbos. The announcemen...

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Funny story: Spoof Writer Wants to Smoke a Joint With Michael Phelps

Spoof Writer Wants to Smoke a Joint With Michael Phelps

SAN FRANCISCO, CA - After British tabloid News of the World published a photo of Olympic gold medalist Michael Phelps using a water pipe, noted spoof writer cwthomson extended an open invitation to smoke a "fat-ass joint" with the champion swimmer.

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Funny story: Olympian Michael Phelps and Presidential Sibling Caught Flaming Up a Fatboy at Inauguration in Porta Potty

Olympian Michael Phelps and Presidential Sibling Caught Flaming Up a Fatboy at Inauguration in Porta Potty

What does an Olympic champion swimmer and a Kenyan half Brother of the President have in common? The two seem to have answered that question by getting arrested recently for love of the same Maryjane. Behind the Lincoln memorial while Barack Obam...

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Funny story: Van Susteran to Michael Phelps: Is That a Bong in Your Speedo, Or Are You Just Happy to Meet Me!

Van Susteran to Michael Phelps: Is That a Bong in Your Speedo, Or Are You Just Happy to Meet Me!

Columbia, SC / Campus News Sporting News - Greta Van Susteran, back on the air after being rescued by Delta Force Commandos after being kidnapped by Johan Van der Sloot and given to Venezuelan Dictator Hugo Chavez by Vladmir Putin, continued to shock...

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Funny story: Michael Phelps Refuses to Endorse Viagra

Michael Phelps Refuses to Endorse Viagra

Michael Phelps, who recently won 8 Olympic Gold Medals at the Chinese games, has been signed to endorse over 52 products in television commercials and print advertising. He will be featured on boxes of Wheaties, in ads for soft drinks, in spots for...

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Funny story: Phelps' mom a hit, NBC to give own reality show

Phelps' mom a hit, NBC to give own reality show

Michael Phelps accomplished the unimaginable on Saturday night by winning his eighth gold medal in eight attempts. He has become one of the most recognizable and successful Olympic athletes of all time. NBC has has made the swimmer the centerpiece of...

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Funny story: OlymSwim Phelps Gets 9th Gold: The Non- Life Award!

OlymSwim Phelps Gets 9th Gold: The Non- Life Award!

No sooner had OlymSwimPhenom Michael Phelps become the first athlete to win eight gold medals in one Olympics, then he outdid himself by picking up #9. Phelps was awarded the Non-Life Gold medal for ...having no life! Interview after interview...

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