Bong maker latest sponsor to drop Phelps

Funny story written by rjway

Monday, 9 February 2009

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Another company has decided to leave the Phelps business. Kakadu Bongs, Inc., a bong maker based in Nimbin, Australia, has decided to terminate its eight year contract with Olympic swimmer Michael Phelps only six months after the deal was signed.

This is the second sponsor to drop Phelps after a photo was recently published showing the 8-time Beijing gold medalist smoking marijuana. Kellogg, the world's largest cereal maker, was the first company to end a relationship with Phelps.

"We're just really disappointed with Michael," said Kevin Bernardo, president of Kakadu Bongs, Inc., shaking his head. "Just plain disappointed and saddened."

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