Fellow Bongers Of Aqua-Man Phelps Arrested After Bong Placed On eBay

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Tuesday, 10 February 2009

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Famous Bong (Not Shown Here) Appears On eBay

Local Sheriff Bradley Davidson has been taking a lot of heat after the photos of disgraced Olympian Michael Phelps smoking a bong were seen 'round the world in 24 hours.

The now famous party took place in November in Butler County at a house on Hawkeye Street near Four Points which is in Davidson's' jurisdiction.

And now slowly but surely the police have been building a case.

They've just made eight arrests - seven for drug possession and one for distribution.

The police have located and seized the infamous bong from the owner who was trying to unload it as a "collector's item" on eBay. He had hoped to get as much as $10,000 for the Phelps party paraphernalia.

The bong owner wasn't even at the party but he's been busted now too.

"Phelps has tremendous lung power. I thought he was going to inhale the whole thing", stated one party attendee, who would not give his name.

Phelps has not been charged yet but strong evidence links the aqua-man to the crime beyond a mere photo as there were apparently several people who saw him.

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