Ocean City, N.J. Scientists tested a new vaccine: protecting mice from the Ebola virus, according to an obscure journal entry brought to our attention by local policeman, Constable Finass, who is investigating the possible related disappearance of hu...
Scientists at the worlds leading prophylactic factory have been working night and day to produce a condom that will fit the smallest penis known to mankind. The project has been kept under wraps for many years and has only come to light after an...
In part four of this series, we continue our look at inventions that will probably never be invented, but should be. Invention One: Jiffy Bags with the bubbles filled with helium instead of nitrogen. This is a similar idea to filling car tyres with helium in an attempt to reduce weight that we saw last week. The biggest plus point with this particular approach, in that postage is very e...
Danger Mouse, the unflappable cartoon secret agent rodent, friend of Penfold and enemy of Baron Greenback has had his middle name revealed by WikiLeaks. The most remarkable aspect of the revelation is not that Danger Mouse has a middle name, a lot...
Just in case the world runs of out human beings, scientists at the Tokyo Institute for Genetic Research, have come up with a novel solution. Mice, those rodents we love to see on Tom and Jerry and in the two Houses of Congress, have been modified...
Health Department Inspectors closed down a downtown London Chinese Takeaway after a recent inspection showed a complete disregard for the most modicum of prudent food handling. The report cited rampant mice droppings, dead mice on the floor, congea...
Japanese scientists have discovered that after injecting serotonin into gay mice they rejected their male partners and starting "humping" the females. The gay mice who were bred without serotonin initially rejected the females and only wanted to...
The World seemed a better place today as news filtered through that the UN Diplomat Rasta Mouse has agreed to speak to Somali pirates in an effort to stem the rise of piracy in the region. Speaking from his own Pirate-Radio station, Rough-Neck Tun...
The Spoof can confirm that Rasta Mouse has had his first diplomatic meeting with unpopular Egyptian President Hosni Mubarack earlier today. Although reporters were not permitted to attend the talks, I managed to take a call from British Ambassado...
The diplomatic world came to a shuddering halt today as Danger Mouse came out of his long standing exile to oppose the appointment of elected UN delegate Rasta Mouse. Danger Mouse was on assignment when I called, but I spoke to his faithful assis...
The UN today confirmed that it will be sending a peace delegation to counter unrest in the Egyptian capital Cairo. Although tensions are running extremely high in the country due to the civil uprising aimed at removing the current unpopular Presi...
In a prime case of the world going mad, a primary school has banned string from it's playground, after an 8 year old pupil hung a mouse from a fence post. The boy, who can not be named due to lack of proper reporting (I forgot to write it down), w...
Brodford man Kevin Smally was horrified to discover a loaf of bread inside a mouse on Sunday. "I had bought the mouse from Discount Butchers on the High Street, and the wife had cooked it up for Sunday lunch" said Mr Smally. "Imagine our surprise...
In an amazing new twist today it has been revealed that the cat who was dyed pink and thrown over a garden wall actually chased a mouse into a loaf of bread in the Hovis factory. A man has come forward stating that he dialled 999 after spotting th...
A recent study from nutritionists at the University of Newcastle has shown that a cup of Blueberries every day stops senility in its tracks. Even a very small cup, say doll house sized. Violet Beauregarde, who led the study, initially bred mice th...
(Seattle) Students at the University of Washington have discovered a novel approach to combating cockroaches that can be found in many kitchens. Members of the freshman AP class combined diet soda and corn chips to produce a substance lethal to th...
Following in the footsteps of the recent tissue-engineering breakthrough where a human ear was successfully grown on the back of a mouse, scientists at one of the US' leading Bio-Medical institutions have flipped the process entirely to grow mouse or...
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