Mystic, pundit, conservative ideologist, Dr. Billingsgate is all of that and more. Few people are the center of more fascination and yearning than the man once rumored to be a reincarnated homopteran. After years of living in relative anonymity, on...
Islamabad - Hours after American Navy Seals took out Osama Bin Ladin in a covert operation of amazing swiftness, Al Queda operatives claim they have a portion of Osama Bin Ladin's nose. "The American swine shot off part of his nose!" said Abducta...
The real body of Adolf Hitler was stolen from a lab in Russia by some Neo-Nazis who are plotting to clone their grand leader that they love so much. The Neo-Nazis are hoping that once Hitler is cloned, he will lead them into glory. Barack Husse...
Apple is frantically trying to find the glitch in the operating system that is causing its iPhone 4 multi-tasking phones to replicate themselves. "The web is crawling with claims by iPhone 4 owners that they have clone phones replicating at the rate...
Two scientists working at a laboratory in Oxfordhire claim to have cloned themselves, resulting in a totally new life form. The creature is like a miniature human being, at less than 50cm long and weighing just 3.5kg. Dr Quentin Nerd and fellow...
The first human cloned DNA experiment was a success today when scientist from the institute of California cloned Ex.first president of the United States George Washington. After a week of assimilating to his new surroundings the Ex. President /...
After interviewing Dolly the Sheep at her stall in Herfordshire, England, so called "birthers" have concluded that the reason Barack Obama will not allow the State of Hawaii to release his disputed birth certificate is that it would reveal that he wa...
In a follow-up story to one that this publication printed yesterday, our reporters have learned that Santa has been inundated with requests for his cloned lingerie models ( see original story here by Bargis Tryhol ). The requests for these models, h...
Shocking news came out today when MI6 leaders told the queen that clones are smarter than average humans. This theory has been tested on some of Britain's greatest minds as well as the queen, herself. In the queen case, they were both given a pie...
Security services in the UK have uncovered a plot by the British National Party to mass clone the former British Prime Minister, Baroness Thatcher and the late, larger than life comic from Manchester, Bernard Manning. It is understood that the cu...
Scientists at CERN have defected and begun to build cloning machines. Because of their superior knowledge and supermotivation, the first cloning factory was built on the 30th of April, 2009, 30 seconds after the idea was conceived. "We're amazed...
NORTH, KOREA: North Korean scientists state they have successfully cloned a 'glowing Dear Leader', using DNA from Kim Jong-il and mutant beagle puppies. The head of the experiment said: "Everybody thinking maybe Dear Leader die or maybe have strok...
New York, New York, New York, New York - Scientists in Kobe, Japan have revealed they have successfully cloned a dead mouse, frozen for the past 16 years. It marks the first time tissue taken from a dead mammal has been successfully cloned to form a...
After the news that scientists have been able to produce a clone from a frozen dead animal, TheSpoof.com has learned of plans to clone the Queen Mother. Due to the falling popularity of the Monarchy over the last decade, big wigs within the pala...
Words of warning are being given to residents of Boston Massachusetts after the Michael Jackson Clone has escaped the research lab were scientists created the monster over the past year.
President George W. Bush spent the day at Walter Reed Hospital having himself cloned. Doctors say that the "carbon copies" will gestate and be full size and ready to leave their test tube environment by late October.
San Diego, California - A small private biotech lab exempt from federal law prohibiting the growth of human clones located in San Diego, California, has claimed to be the first ever to have successfully cloned a human being from an embryo.
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