Written by Big Vern

Tuesday, 5 May 2009

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BNP Leader Griffin Today

Security services in the UK have uncovered a plot by the British National Party to mass clone the former British Prime Minister, Baroness Thatcher and the late, larger than life comic from Manchester, Bernard Manning.

It is understood that the current party leader Nicodemus Costas Griffin was behind the plot with a view to creating a strong leader for the future.

Our decidedly dodgy and untrustworthy sources tell us that Griffin has enlisted the help of top Bradford scientist Keef Abdul Campbell who is know for his pioneering work in 2003 on the Dolly the sheep project.

When Griffin was questioned, he said we have a vision that we could create the leader for the future to rival any other, with the balls of Thatcher and the personality of Manning we would be onto a winner.

Campbell refused to comment on the subject.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Clone

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