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Christine O'Donnell Not Sure if She's a Lesbian or Not

Christine O'Donnell just can't keep those Bill Maher tapes from resurfacing and with each new one comes new information about the woman who wants to be Senator so bad, she's willing to break her own rule of not lying. "At this point in time, I'm g...

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GOP Unveils "New" Ye Olde Ideas to Pledge to America: Christine O'Donnell Casts Spell!

Christine O' Donnell today risked her life to make a public statement about the GOP Pledge. "GOP's 'Pledge to America' lays out a GOP agenda to obliterate the Middle Class as we know it. Once they slash taxes on anything that favor's their own int...

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Shocking New Christine O'Connell Revelation Leaves Few Feeling Enchanted

(Via NewAP) Dover, Delaware: GOOP Candidate Christine O'Connell has unleashed a fresh round of controversy with her latest confession that she often played "witch doctor" as a child. The revelation came in an exclusive, one-on-one interview obtain...

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Delaware Senate Candidate Christine O'Donnell Turns her Rival Into a Newt. Says She is Sorry

Delaware Republican candidate, Christine O'Donnell, turned her political rival Chris Coons into a newt today, after a chance meeting between the two on the state's capitol steps. Shortly after turning Coons into a newt, a robin swooped down and pick...

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Christine O'Donnell Not Happy About Fielding Witch Jokes

When Christine O'Donnell of Delaware won the election to run for a United States Senate seat on the GOP ticket, she was all smiles, but it didn't take long for the bones in her closet to start rattling. The biggest bone rattler of all turned out to b...

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Republicans Acuse Christine O'Donnel of Being a Witch, Vow to Burn After a "Fair" Trial

Salem - In one of the most extreme right moves of the century,Karl Rove and Rush Limbaugh have captured Christine O' Donnell and transported her to stand trial for witchcraft. Rep. Mike Pence (R) of Indiana, the third-ranking Republican in the Hou...

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Palin O'Donnell Strategy Shoot Dismemeber Curse Economy Blame Obama

People have very short memories, about the size of the world's smallest cow "Swallow." We seem to have national Alzheimer's disease. Maybe it is something in the water. In 2008 George Bush threatened that if the Congress did not immediately bail out...

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Tea Bagger Christine O'Donnell's masturbation on Satanic altar clip comes back to bite her in the ass!

Christine O'Donnell - Scarah Palin's latest favorite Mama Grizzly - upholder of reel American family values (nudge-nudge; wink-wink) is finding herself in the news again and this time it's for all the wrong reasons. Perhaps O'Donnell should have h...

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Christine O'Donnell Tells Palin if She's Elected Senator She's Screwed

When Christine O'Donnell from Delaware won the GOP nomination for a seat in the U.S. Senate, she appeared to be all smiles. But after the reality of her win and what it meant for her future began to sink in, she immediately called Sarah Palin. O'Donnell: Hi, Sarah? Palin: Yah, who wants to know? O'Donnell: Hi, hon, it's Chris, Christine O'Donnell. Did I catch you at a bad time? Palin:...

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