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Funny story: Cher Suggests That Miley Cyrus Needs To Run To The Nearest Rehab Clinic

Cher Suggests That Miley Cyrus Needs To Run To The Nearest Rehab Clinic

HOLLYWOOD - The music icon Cher was recently asked what she thought about Miley Cyrus' recent prancing, dancing, and twerking in her underwear performance on the MTV Video Music Awards Show. The 67-year-old legend cleared her throat and replied th...

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Funny story: Cher Admits To Past Lesbian Flings But Says She Is Not Lesbionic

Cher Admits To Past Lesbian Flings But Says She Is Not Lesbionic

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Cher, who is 67, has just admitted that there have been several lesbianite flings in her life. The former wife of Sonny Bono, who performed for many years as the duet Sonny & Cher, says that she first alluded to this in her 20...

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Funny story: Chaz Bono Has A Crush on Ann Coulter

Chaz Bono Has A Crush on Ann Coulter

TARZANA, California - Chaz Bono, who was commended by friends and family for having the ahh, gumption to appear on Dancing With The Stars, has revealed a secret he has been keeping since last November. Chaz, who was born Chastity, to Sonny and Che...

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Funny story: Cher Says Donald Trump Needs To Get A Job

Cher Says Donald Trump Needs To Get A Job

LOS ANGELES - Showing no signs of letting up on her verbal attack of Donald Trump, Cher appeared on Ryan Seacrest's radio show and took some more jabs at the man she calls The Off-Key Trumpet. Cher has repeatedly made it known that Trump's Birther...

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Funny story: Cher Really Gets Into It With Donald Trump

Cher Really Gets Into It With Donald Trump

MANHATTAN - Cher was in the Big Apple on a clothes buying spree. She was accompanied by her long time friend Margo "The Rack" Wickwater. The two were shopping at Bloomingdale's where Cher had gone to look for scarves with the Democratic logo on th...

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Funny story: Cher and Madonna's Amazing Concert Tour

Cher and Madonna's Amazing Concert Tour

LOS ANGELES - Plans have just been finalized for the much anticipated concert tour featuring famous one name singing icons Cher, 66, and Madonna, 53. Relic Productions in association with Simon Cowell's Black T-Shirt Production Company have just a...

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Funny story: We Have Known Divas in Boston, and Wes Welker is Not a Diva

We Have Known Divas in Boston, and Wes Welker is Not a Diva

According to former New England Patriot and company man, Willie McGinest, Wes Welker is behaving like Cher on steroids. Yes, he actually called the lunch bucket player of choice a "diva." Though we frequently confuse Isaac Newton with Isaac Walto...

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Funny story: Steven Tyler Cracks on AI

Steven Tyler Cracks on AI

On the most recent American Idol show, former rock star and now AI judge Steven Tyler smiled a bit too broadly at one of the shapely young female contestants performing on stage in front of him. Suddenly a crack appeared in the skin of his forehead,...

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Funny story: Blue-Haired Katy Perry Is Dating Cher's Son Elijah Blue Allman

Blue-Haired Katy Perry Is Dating Cher's Son Elijah Blue Allman

MARINA DEL REY - Music icon Cher who is 65, recently attended a benefit dinner in Marina Del Rey in honor of rock legend Bob Dylan who is 70. Cher spoke about the great times they had back in the 60s with the likes of The Byrds, Paul Revere &...

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Funny story: Lady Gaga Running Out Of Costume Ideas Shows Up To A Cher Tribute Wearing A Lap Dancers Outfit

Lady Gaga Running Out Of Costume Ideas Shows Up To A Cher Tribute Wearing A Lap Dancers Outfit

MANHATTAN - Lady Gaga was the featured performer at The Musical Tribute To Cher which was held at The Radio City Music Hall. The event sponsored by CoverGal's New Revolutionary Eyelash Extenders was attended by several noted celebrities including...

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Funny story: Chaz Bono Set To Host The Brand New TV Reality Show "The Celebrity Cupcake Eaters"

Chaz Bono Set To Host The Brand New TV Reality Show "The Celebrity Cupcake Eaters"

HOLLYWOOD - Cable television's Nutritional Channel has just announced their latest reality show titled The Celebrity Cupcake Eaters. Nutritional Channel spokesperson Newberry "Mr. Calories" Calamasetti informed the entertainment media that the sho...

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Funny story: Cher Fails to Prove She's Not Dead -- Burial Set for Tuesday

Cher Fails to Prove She's Not Dead -- Burial Set for Tuesday

Hollywood, California -- Former superstar Cher has fallen victim to a bogus Tweet, which announced that she had passed away last Thursday. It appears that the 65-year-old singer/actress has no way of proving that she is indeed still alive. "Cher h...

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Funny story: Chaz Bono Dumps Fiancée Jennifer Elia and Says That It Was Not Because of Susan Boyle

Chaz Bono Dumps Fiancée Jennifer Elia and Says That It Was Not Because of Susan Boyle

HOLLYWOOD - Chaz Bono is still a little upset at not making it into the finals of this years edition of Dancing With The Stars. The former daughter and now son of 60s singing icon Cher, who was 50 percent of the singing duo of Sonny & Cher rec...

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Funny story: Sex and The City Prequel Casting - Original Four in Discussions with Cher to Get Rejuvenation Tips

Sex and The City Prequel Casting - Original Four in Discussions with Cher to Get Rejuvenation Tips

Sex and the City producers have confirmed a prequel, a cause for celebration and a bonaza for cosmetic surgeons suffering from the recession. Women around the world will have another chance to indulge in doses of fashion porn from the glamorous s...

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Funny story: Video of the Cher Nobel Prize now available

Video of the Cher Nobel Prize now available

Fukushima - According to reporting from the venue, and confirmed by our staff, video of Cher awarding the Nobel prize for greatest reactor drama is now available. The audience was all a "ga ga" with admiration and everyone was star struck. Everyw...

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Funny story: Cher to award Nobel prize to Fukushima reactor managers

Cher to award Nobel prize to Fukushima reactor managers

Fukushima - According to my source, Cher's hairdresser, Cher is traveling to Japan now to award the Cher Nobel prize to the Fukushima management team. The prize goes to the nuclear accident of greatest proportion and drama, and is only awarded whe...

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Funny story: The Golden Globe Awards: Charlie Sheen, Brad Pitt, and Cher All Agree That The Show's Host Ricky Gervais Was "A Pompous Pathetic Punk"

The Golden Globe Awards: Charlie Sheen, Brad Pitt, and Cher All Agree That The Show's Host Ricky Gervais Was "A Pompous Pathetic Punk"

BEVERLY HILLS - The International Ballroom of The Beverly Hills Hotel was the sight of The 68th Annual Golden Globes Award Show which was hosted by Ricky Gervais, a razor-tongued, venom-spewing comedian who can literally make Joan "The Moan" Rivers...

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