Skoob Entertainment News's head honcho, Buffty Ginslinger, has announced that he has offered X-Factor judge and N-Dubz babe, Tulisa Contostavlos twenty quid in cash and a share in the profits if she'll get her kit off again and make another steamy ad...
Hot on the heels of shattering revelations that X-Factor supremo Simon Cowell had a thing about Geordie mime merchant, Cheryl Cole, a Burnley woman has announced that Simon Cowell will be the duly designated father of her projected eleven children. E...
Just in, like Justin, the man with the one inch willy - local man Martin Shuttlecock appears to have changed his ways, turned over a new leaf, done it all for Jesus, and probably pissed the bed, (Although he vehemently denied the charge) as it was an...
Feminists were left reeling today, as the results of a recent survey revealed that 9 out of 10 men - a shockingly shocking 90% in total - revealed that they'd rather have a Penguin, as opposed to succumbing to the womanly wiles of a feminist woman.
Skoob Entertainment News's inside man, Martin Shuttlecock, has just related that the long awaited latest episode of The Mystery Of Puddleby Cove - Featuring The Spiffing Six - Episode Five is to be released within the hour. It is anticipated that...
The Daily Mail romped home with today's Piffle Prize for puerile and mundane reporting with a headline that is quite simply too mind numbingly dull to repeat in its entirety in the pages of this steamed organ. The bollockingly brilliant and irrepr...
Daily Mail editors were apparently fuming today, as rival red top rag, The Sun, pipped them for today's Piffle Prize, with a story about Pixie Lott, quoted in the above headline. Thus preventing the Mail from making it a three in a row hat trick.
News backing up from the celebrity waterwheel, today reports that yet another celebrity has popped his clogs, upon receiving the awful news that his wife - who was filming a Hollywood epic on location - had lost fifteen pounds in weight, put on a bik...
It seems almost certain that Hollywood icon, Al Pacino is to play Arthur Scargill, in Buffty Ginslinger's forthcoming film production of the 1980's miners strike, which has a working title of 'STRIKE! - Iron Lady My Arse!' - in a stinging filmic rebu...
Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart and Taylor Lautner must have been celebrating last night, as Twilight Breaking Dawn Part One was lauded by international media critics as 'probably the greatest movie ever made, and certainly the best story over told...
Celeb spotters are reporting that former X-Factor contestant, Stacey Solomon, the face of Iceland, has been spotted shopping in Sainsbury's, in Dagenham, Essex. Bystanders revealed that although they couldn't be 100% certain that the lady they spo...
SEN can exclusively reveal that this week's X-Factor chop victim will be Frankie Cocozza, the little Justin Bieber look a little likey with the weird haircut, and a nice line in chat with the ladies. At least, according to him. Insiders (Again!...
Just when everybody had virtually forgotten all about the cruel jibes aimed at Katie Price's son, Harvey, by Scottish comedian, Frankie Boyle, Ms Price resurrected the whole affair by making a fly on the wall TV documentary about what a bastard Boyle...
In the wake of JK Rowling's Pottermore announcement, Skoob Entertainment News supremo, Buffty Ginslinger has categorically stated that an 8th Harry Potter book is inevitable. Speaking from a wine bar close to London's famous Leicester Square, wher...
Clarence House tonight issued an emphatic statement rubbishing media claims that Prince Harry is dating blonde US Gossip Girl TV star Blake Lively. Cynics claim that the rumours were deliberately circulated by Blake Lively's PR gurus in an attempt...
Hot on the heels of the super injunction scandal, and other allegations which can't be entered into here, a further raft of celebrity revelations and allegations have surfaced on the social networking micro-blog site, Twitter. One tweet, which is...
With Buffty Ginslinger - Reporting LIVE from the Kodak Theatre, Los Angeles. The 83rd Academy Awards Ceremony. If he can manage to stay awake...and sober... Sorry I'm a bit late - just been having a snifter with Charlie Sheen in The Viper Lounge. Lovely bloke. Bit of a lightweight, but you can't have everything I suppose. Right - am I on yet? Okay... 01:20 GMT - I didn't ask for this gig.
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