The Office of Management and Budget has been requested by Presidential Order to release $115,000 per year to hire an official White House Groomer for Bo, the first pet. This groomer will have a small office in the Executive Office Building and will...
Bo, President Barack Obama's pet Portuguese Water Dog, known also by his professional name Lil' Bo has won the prestigious Best of Show at the Westminster Kennel Club's annual show at Madison Square Garden. The competition itself is not until next...
Holy Beggin Strips! The White House has turned into a shit house of confusion, and we have Joe Biden taking over since Barry has embarked on his 'endless vacation', apparently in a fit of pique! There is a sense of panic all around me as Joe has given 3 public addresses discussing how 'he' is on top of the tarp funds and leading the health care crusade, adopting the Ted Kennedy mantle! Wow...h...
Boy, did I sleep good last night after my day out with Max and meeting Misty.I somehow knew we would become life long friends, and soul mates, I just didn't know yet how that was going to happen due to my current situation of being held hostage by a family who really didn't understand what 'having a pet really means. Things seemed to be going from bad to worse around 'the house', and old Barry...
Woke up this morning to turmoil. The old "shit wouldn't melt in my mouth", Robert Gibbs was scurrying out of the House with his tail between his legs, and a whole lotta M*****F******s following his sorry ass. Seems like he just delivered the message that Barry's ratings have fallen again! Gotta admit, it must be tuff to be toppled from the Top Dog pile when you thought you were the meanest, nas...
Bo's Blog/ Issue #2 - I want to talk a little bit bout my education. I suppose you think cuz I be a black dog, I ain't got no smarts! I have what you might call, animal cunning...it's innate, part of my breeding, and passed down from my Daddy, who some tell me was SOME big, black smart M*****F*****. My Daddy! Now there's a story in it's own self, but that's for another time. Suffice it to say,...
Alright, I suppose you're wondering how a black, knappy headed mutt like me made it all the way to the top in the White House while a lot of other well bred dogs are still looking for a good home! It was kind of an accident really. When the Obama brood was looking for some good press and a few photo ops when they first took over the White House, they needed a feel good story...not that they d...
Washington, DC/ Washington Post/Pets/Leisure Section - Bo, the charasmatic Portugese Water Dog has screwed up: BIG TIME! The photogenic dog, bred for water retrieval purposes has been cast out from the White House after repeated toe grabbing retr...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Television political host Glenn Beck who has lost 33 of his 36 sponsors was invited by President Obama to visit him at the White House. The president had told his press secretary Cal Colfax that he wanted to afford Mr. Beck an opportunity to apologize to him because he was really and truly afraid that Beck may do something stupid(er) when he gets his loose cannon ass fired.
President Obama was recently eaves-dropped while talking to Bo, the White House dog. Obama: "Looking back at the history of Presidents and their dogs, assassination is far more likely to happen to me than it is to you. "I would love to do what I said I would do, but that would mean that you would have nowhere to live - so what do you reckon I should do." The dog replied: "I think you shou...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - In a shocking press conference at the White House this morning, underqualified Press Secretary Robert Gibbs announced that Bo Obama - the President's dog, is in fact a confirmed cuban spy. Sources report that the dog has been opera...
Catherine Hardwick, who directed the first Twilight and was let go after being pressured by Summit Entertainment to get another one out as soon as she could. Now rushing "New Moon" may have come back to "bite" them on the ass. Hardwick wanted to d...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - The Obama family dog Bo reportedly bit GOP political commentator Ann Coulter. A White House maid, Shantell Shackleford, said that she saw Ms. Coulter bend down and pet Bo and when she thought that no one was looking she reached...
Carol Ann Doofy the first feminine Poet Laureate of the British Empire since Alfie Tennyson has shocked literati across the empire by issuing a limerick as her first poetic utterance. Doofy told a certain spoof site that she thought that British...
First daughters Malia and Sasha Obama have opened a lemonade stand on the White House lawn near the visitors entrance. They are the first official residents to sell foodstuffs from the Executive Mansion since Amy Carter (the Bush twins buying beer f...
White house officials have confirmed that President Barack Obama has taken the unusual step of defecating on the front lawn of the white house in a bid to show the world his ability to relate to animals as well as people from all walks of life. Ob...
Washington DC - Bo Wo Wo Obama cocked his leg on the podium in joy when it was announced that he is to take this key role in negotiations with Taliban tribal leaders in the remote mountain province of Dogistahn. "Too many people have been barking...
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