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Funny story: Hull City Premier League Title Tilt Over, Concedes Phil Brown

Hull City Premier League Title Tilt Over, Concedes Phil Brown

Hull City manager Phil Brown has reluctantly conceded that, in the wake of his side's 2-1 home defeat to fellow strugglers Blackburn Rovers this very afternoon, the Tigers' tilt at the Premier League title is over for another season. Brown spoke t...

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Funny story: Blackburn Stick with Araldite

Blackburn Stick with Araldite

Blackburn today announced that their new manager would be ertswhile saviour of Newcastle United, big Sam Araldite. The appointment ushers in a new era at Ewok Park, and Big Sam has pledged to play the attractive, attacking style that brought sever...

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Funny story: Paul Ince Successor Is Leader Of 'Barclays Fantasy Premier League 2008/2009'

Paul Ince Successor Is Leader Of 'Barclays Fantasy Premier League 2008/2009'

Blackburn Rovers F.C., who sacked their previous manager, Paul Ince, on Tuesday, have acted swiftly to replace him by recruiting the leading 'manager' of an online fantasy football game as their new boss. Douw Geldenhuys, 48, the present manager o...

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Funny story: Paul Ince To Play 'Race Card' Over Blackburn Sacking

Paul Ince To Play 'Race Card' Over Blackburn Sacking

Paul Ince, today sacked as manager of Premier League Blackburn Rovers, has said that he hasn't been given a fair crack of the whip, and that he would still be in a job if he was a white man. Ince, who is black, took charge at Ewood Park in August,...

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Funny story: Paul Ince To Become First Black British Premier League Manager To Be Sacked

Paul Ince To Become First Black British Premier League Manager To Be Sacked

Paul Ince the Blackburn Rovers manager, and the first black Briton to become a Premier League manager, is this morning being tipped to become the first black British PL manager to be sacked. It's another notable distinction for Ince, who had a gli...

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Funny story: Blackburn to sign the entire Liverpool team of 2001

Blackburn to sign the entire Liverpool team of 2001

The announcement that Paul Ince had signed veteran Robbie Fowler for Blackburn indicated the conclusion of the first part in the wily manager's faultless plan: to sign the entire Liverpool team of 2001. The entire team, including players such as...

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Funny story: Man Utd loan catering staff to Wigan

Man Utd loan catering staff to Wigan

After selling Jonathan Greening and Mark Wilson to Steve McClaren's Middlesbrough, Johnny Evans, Phil Bardsley, Liam Miller and Kieran Richardson to Roy Keane's Sunderland, and loaning young defender Danny Simpson to former Manchester United midfield...

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Funny story: Black Messiah In Promised Land Promise

Black Messiah In Promised Land Promise

Handbills and flyers with the words. I shall lead you my people to the promised land for I am the truth the light and the guvnor and you can call me the guvnor. Have been found discarded on the floor of the small Lancashire Village of Blackburn.

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Funny story: Blackburn Rovers put Bentley up for sale

Blackburn Rovers put Bentley up for sale

BLACKBURN is in complete and utter shock after learning that one of their prize assets could in fact be leaving the town in a matter of weeks.

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Funny story: Racist Chanting Ruins England U-21 Win

Racist Chanting Ruins England U-21 Win

The young England team booked their place in the semi-finals of the European Under-21 Championship last night with goals from Reading's Leroy Lita and Blackburn striker Matt Derbyshire in a 2-0 w...

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