WASHINGTON (AP) - Lame duck President Bush says he still defends "that stupid Republican fascist crook" Alberto Gonzales as he admitted that Democrats in Congress who are seeking a no-confidence vote are simply "doing the right thing.&...
Washington DC - (Ass Mess): Alberto 'VO5' Gonzales is to be dumped on Monday by the Corrupt Bastards Club amid reports that US oil industry graft specialist VECO has turned over incriminating documents to the Alaska State Prosecutor's off...
After the conviction of Vice President Cheney's aide Scooter Libby and the resignation of Deputy Attorney General Paul J. McNulty, many in the media have accused top Bush administration of forcing others to take the wrap for crimes that they did...
In response to mounting pressure from both sides of the political spectrum, President Bush has asked Alberto Gonzales to step down as Attorney General.
Attorney General Alberto Gonzales, appearing before Congress today to answer questions about fired U.S. attorneys, claimed that he does not remember his own name. When committee chairman John Conyers tried to begin questioning, Gonzales did not respo...
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Washington, D.C. - "From the halls of Montezuma to the shores of Tripoli," was the verse sung by millions of U.S. Marines as they marched. Today that was changed. The Marines' Hymn, most sacred to all Marines, w...
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Undisclosed Location - Ernst Stavro Blofeld remarked today that Alberto Gonzales was bad for S.P.E.C.T.R.E.'s business. The problem seems to lie with all the illegal aliens that Gonzales helped cross the border.
Washington DC - (Ass Mess): Asshole General Alberto Gonzales is harming the Justice Department and President George W Bush by not resigning according to Phil Spector, a top Republican on the Judiciary Committee.
WASHINGTON (AP) - President George Bush has promoted Attorney General Alberto Gonzales to Capo from his less prestigious Consigliere position in a major show of support for the embattled but loyal member of the Bush Cosa Nostra family. The move follo...
Though tests in March proved he did not have Alzheimer's disease, embattled Attorney General Alberto Gonzales faced growing demands from leading Republicans to take the Alzheimer's drug, Aricept®, even as the White House continued to back his...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - During an Ohio visit yesterday, White House senior political adviser Karl Rove claimed he "never wanted the war in Iraq."...
Washington DC - (Ass Mess): The Bush Administration's Asshole General faces some tough quesitons from the Senate Interrogation Comittee this week after he ran out of excuses for delaying his testimony any further despite some lucky personal break...
WASHINGTON - Attorney General Alberto Gonzales confronted with an onslaught of calls for his resignation from the bipartisan Senate today announced his resignation.
President George Bush and U.S. Attorney General Alberto Gonzales held a press conference today about the tragic shooting of the thirty-three slain at Virginia Tech. President Bush said, "It may be sad, but look on the bright side of it. Now th...
Washington DC - (Deep Throat Press): Fearsome Chicago Special Prosecutor Patrick FitzGerald must have the US Justice Department's most enigmatic, inscrutable and totally impregnable of smiles this week.
(Washington, D.C.) It might as well be Ronald Reagan's second term during the Iran-Contra hearings when the line went "what did the President know and when did he forget it?" Just substitute "Alberto Gonzales" for "Presid...
Washington Toast - Reliable, unnamed, senior level, faceless, White House sources have disclosed, in a darkened downtown garage, after a red geranium potted plant was placed on a apartment fire escape, that Alberto Gonzales will be resigning soon, re...
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