Ft. Pierce, Fl, / Entitlement Times/Personal Abuse Section - Police responded today to three (3) emergency 911 calls after a customer at a local fast food restaurant had a major McMeltdown when the store ran out of fried chicken, the preferred meal o...
Belushi and the Blues Brothers may have saved the White Blues with their shades and azure iridescent suits but make way for the Brown Bruthas and their impact on the global economy. Brown may be the new white on Wall Street and across the British...
Everywhere, USA/ National Housing & Realtor News/ Trend Section - It is now official: the US is in a depression, and a class struggle to secure basic shelter and a minimum of sustenance has supplanted the quest for upward mobility among the nati...
WASHINGTON D.C. - President Barack Obama has promised that he will continue with his weekly Wednesday White House concerts. Brobama told a reporter for Rolling Stone Magazine that by booking these concerts is a way for him to achieve his goal of h...
The New York Foreskin Museum that opened in January of 2008 has just put the foreskin of United States President Barack Obama on display. The museum is next to the diamond district and houses the foreskins of many celebrities in the worlds of politi...
Sources within the White House have revealed that Barack Obama has assigned twelve billion dollars or the Bailout funds to friend Oprah Winfrey. The actress/talk show host will receive one of the first stimulus checks that is being used to bolster t...
During his campaign, Barack Obama promised L.U.L.A.C. and other Hispanic groups that at least three of his cabinet level selections would be of Hispanic backgrounds. Governor Bill Richardson, his first choice for Commerce Secretary, withdrew due to...
Death Valley, California - According to Right Wing Radio Spin Doctors, the Obama's stimulus package that is intended to prevent the economy from diving headlong into the shallow end of the pool is instead filled with pet peeve pork barrel projects li...
Washington, D.C. - Republican Governor Jindal is blaming his poorly received speech in response to President's Barack Obama's de facto State of the Union speech last week on an apparent mix-up by a member of his staff. Jindal claims that the aide was...
Honouring his pre election promise to break down red tape and state secrecy President Barack Obama is to officially announce that Area 51 is to be opened to the public by July 2009. Not only will Area 51 be opened to the world but it will become t...
In a short slip of the tongue President Obama has finally admitted that all the alien artefacts held at Area 51 have "come to life" since his accession to the presidency on January 20th, 2009. NASA scientists have concluded that the reasons behind...
London - (X-Files Mess): Pentagon hacker Gary McKinnon told reporters today that a massive cosmic eye 'is watching the Obamanable White House Snowman' after losing his legal fight against extradition to the USA. "That's the classified military sec...
Washington, DC/ Part Time Home of The Traveling President @ Flying Nun - Folks are jumpin' for joy around the world as Rock Star Barack Obama promised to cure all of the nation's ills by smothering them with money, provided by the few remaining worki...
WASHINGTON, DC - President Obama warned a stunned congress in a secret meeting Wednesday night that America will have to start sharing panties. It is impossible to get them from the Orient since they stopped taking American Dollars. Having just r...
The worst fears of the Republican party are coming true as the new President tries to fulfill the very campaign promises he made that got him elected in a landslide. Candidate Obama told Republican shill Joe the Plumber that he favored spreading...
Moscow, Russian Federation: On a flight from Washington DC to Paris, Dr. Pita Belini of the Russian Academy of Sciences was seated next to Professor Kartoffel Kopf of the Dusseldorf School of Linguistics. Dr. Belini and Dr. Kopf struck up a conve...
In a speech to constituents in Detroit today, President Obama reiterated that the U.S. economy would recover. Perpetuating comparisons to the Great Depression, Obama said,"Make no mistake, it won't be easy; unemployment will continue to rise, hom...
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