LAREDO, Texas - President Barack Obama visited the border city of Laredo, Texas and told a crowd of over 50,000 that had assembled on Fulano De Tal's 100,000 acre John Doe Ranch that he understands their concern, worry, and apprehension regarding the...
Los Angeles, California - President Barrack Obama announced today that he has finally found a Protocol Officer that passed muster, announcing the appointment of Martha Stewart to the post that has been embarrassingly lacking in the administration.
In a moment when he thought that the microphones were turned off, new U.S. President Barack Obama accidentally refererd to ACORN as "My Brown Shirts." When he realized that his microphone was still on, Obama told the media present that thy would for...
Washington,DC/ Smoking Head News - President Barrack Obama didn't waste anytime acting on Attorney General Eric Holder's ruling that Medical Marijuana is now legal in the District of Columbia, joining 13 other states in dispensing the drug. Obama...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Vice President Joe Biden has confirmed reports that President Obama will be meeting with Osama Bin Laden. A White House spokesperson Organza Saltbox stated that a few days ago the president received an email that was signed with...
Toledo OH: Joanne Viden CEO of Mad Mart Inc (MMI), one of the largest supermarket chains in North America, made a startling announcement today. She said "MMI, as its patriot duty, is going to implement a limited version of President Obama's Wealth Re...
UPI Update, February 23, 2003- Historical researchers have discovered a new prophecy by Nostradamus, the famous sooth sayer of the Middle Ages, hidden away in a 500 year old book in a German University library. Apparently the newly found verse might...
After a tough 50 days gullible American voters are waking up to the shocking fact they will be burdened with the Obama / Biden 'dream' ticket for some years yet. Obama caused controversy by throwing a lavish '50 days' party at his White House crib...
As Barack Obama reverses each and every anti science and religiously moralistic Bush administration dogma and doctrine, we have seen fall ignorance of intelligent design and the stupidity of stem cell bans. Now finally the onerous only abstinence bur...
US President Barack Obama has lifted restrictions on federal funding, for research on new stem cell lines in Republican Presidents. Ex-President George W Bush blocked the use of government money to fund research, saying 'Heck, I don't want no medi...
'My fellow Americans, this is it, here we are, now is now. In effect this is the time for all good men, all good women, all good children, all good pet goldfishes to move forward to a new America, a new future, a new beginning. We must change with the times, changes must change with the times, not a second more or less will be wasted in our efforts to turn the future back from the past into tomorr...
"2009 is a great year to be alive!" Those were the immortal words spoken for posterity by First Black US President Barack Obama earlier today during a landmark speech in which he correctly identified that the current year, 2009, will probably be...
During the American Civil War (1861 to 1865), United States President Abraham Lincoln often referred to or used his "implied powers" to get things done and hold the union together. New United States President Barack Hussein Obama, on the 200th anniv...
Laws and practices set in place by the Department of Health and Human Services and approved by President George W. Bush to protect doctors have been overturned by new Untied States Premier Barack Hussein Obama. The laws protected doctors from being...
United States Premier Barack Obama overturned the ban by former President George W. Bush and approved the use of stem cell research. In a statement that reminded all in the audience of "Dubya," however, Obama showed his ignorance of the science invo...
WASHINGTON DC - President Obama signed an executive order Friday restoring "scientific integrity" to the various federal agencies, White House servants reported Saturday. Obama acted in response to years of unscientific crap from the Bush administ...
That old renegade Wall Street fund manager Bernard Madoff could plead guilty as early as next week to swindling clients out of billions of dollars by running a Ponzi scheme masquerading as a $50 billion investment empire. Insiders say that Madoff...
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