As Senator John McCain stepped to the lectern yesterday in his surprise visit to Libya, his aides were worried. Dressed in full battle gear, McCain had refused to wear his glasses to read his opening remarks. A stunned media and an angry crowd he...
Senator John McCain, dressed in full battle gear, appeared on the tarmac at Andrews Air Force Base this morning to fly to Libya. Surrounded by a battalion of marines, he was heard to ask an aide,"Whose side are we on?" The aide answered "Beats th...
In an interview with Katie Couric, on Wednesday, Donald Trump once again stunned the audience with the statement that, "Jesus was born in Weirton, West Virginia and not in Bethlehem!" The interview was immediately picked up by all major news media, cable television, and the photosphere. Here is the interview in part: Couric: "But Mr. Trump, this just isn't true!" Trump replied: "Excuse m...
Donald Trump appearing on The View last week mocked the Cleveland Indians saying that he had investigated them thoroughly after their amazing start this year and found they were actually NY Yankees players in disguise. When challenged by Whoopie Goldberg, he said "I've spent a lot of money on this, believe me the entire thing is a fraud. These people in Cleveland have seen the movie, Field of...
As talking heads pondered and the print media wondered, the legislation approving the budget was once more put in limbo yesterday. The reason was a typo by the Congressional printing office and no one knows if it was deliberate or accidental. The Republican caucus is not amused as all the documents for the legislation contained the words U.S. Hose of Representatives and not the U.S. House of Repre...
It arrived yesterday addressed to the people of Boston, a huge card from the people of Sendai, Japan. Despite the devastation of the recent tsunami and the tremendous loss of life and resources, thousands of the senders expressed their sorrow for Red...
The U.S. House of Representatives removed Weenie Waggers from the endangered species list in a late night session on Friday. The measure introduced by the Tea Party caucus of the GOP received a unanimous vote of the Tea Party members. Speaking fo...
A provision in Congressman Paul Ryan's budget had gone unnoticed until late last night when a reporter found s new government program buried deep within the proposal. It is listed under the section, Eliminating Obamacare and is titled: Put Granny on...
The Republican controlled congress proposed legislation yesterday to eliminate Medicare and social security for seniors. SLEEP is an acronym for: Seniors Loving Everlasting & Eternal Peace. The legislation passed unanimously among Republican hous...
A public opinion poll released late yesterday sums up the public sentiments about Governor Chris Christie of New Jersey with the statement of one of those interviewed: "As endearing as a beer fart!" Despite the likeability rating of less than five...
Governor Chris Christie of New Jersey held a press conference and town hall meeting yesterday to explain his position on running for president. He started his remarks by saying, "Rude, crude, & Unattractive rocks! You got a problem with that?!" The attendees yelled in unison, "NO!" Christie continued: "You want a beauty queen or a snob, go look someplace else. You ever look in a mirror?...
It is reported today that Congresswoman Michele Bachmann has been the subject of a hoax similar to the one perpetrated on Governor Scott Walker of Wisconsin when he thought he was talking to one of the Koch bothers. Although her office is officially...
Newt Gingrich and Donald Trump held separate town hall meetings yesterday in Iowa. The purpose: To convince evangelical Christians that their past lives and many wives were perfectly consistent with family value voters. According to members of the national media that attended, Gingrich made no apologies for his past life. Gingrich: "Yes," and he paused, "I have loved my fellow human being...
Appearing on 'The View' for the second time in two weeks, Donald Trump brought the silver spoon that was in mouth at birth. "This proves where I was born, said Trump." Whoopi Goldberg replied, "No, it doesn't prove where you were born. It just prove...
The snake missing from the Bronx Zoo has been found at the site of the Conservative Iowa Caucus! No one can determine how the snake made it from New York to Iowa but speculation is that it somehow boarded an airplane bound for De Moines, possibly ass...
The wire services are reporting today that a robot will be the GOP nominee for president in 2012! The Koch brothers, long known as the principal backers of the conservatives in the GOP, have contracted with IBM to develop a robot similar to Watso...
Donald Trump declared his intentions yesterday to enter the GOP primaries in 2012 to be the President of the United States. As usual for Trump, he did it in a quirky way. The TV networks and talk radio are reporting his initial advertising campaign appears to be a take-off on TV commercials done by an auto insurance company. An advance copy of the first commercials has been given to the press.
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