CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Washington, D.C. - Today, George W. Bush said that he would go to India to have peace talks with the Dalai Lama.
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Chicago - Today, the set of the new Batman movie went up in flames. It was suggested that the fire started in the ventilation system of the building, and was set by the same people who rigged the explosives in New York's 9...
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - London - Today, after a meeting at the New World Order headquarters, Prime Minister Tony Blair was seen holding President George W. Bush's hand and congratulating him for penning the Prevention of Terrorism Act.
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Hollywood - Jane Fonda, or Hanoi Jane as many call her, chided Lindsay Lohan in a note today for her bad behavior on the set of their upcoming movie, Georgia Rule.
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Washington, D.C. - Today, President George W. Bush signed an order to have the color blue removed from the United States flag.
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Antartica - Early this morning, a TheSpoof.com writer, Jalepenoman, was hospitalized after a brutal Holy War. Fearing that his Christian brother wasn't getting proper hospital treatment in the Land of Bush and Money, Cal-...
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Earth - Today, the Kryptonite Kid was kidnapped by The Spoof writer, Fergus McCarthy.
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - London - Today, after finding that they were left out of the Holy War, the Jedi Knights, supported by Rev. Al Sharpton and Rev. Jesse Jackson, petitioned The Spoof for discrimination.
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - TheSpoof.com -The Holy War between the Christians and the Pagans called a cease fire today when Crazy Cal Jennings offered to have a beer with Fergus McCarthy. Fearing for his Christian brethren, Crazy Cal made the bold move a...
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - New York - Today, Russell Simmons, prominent hip-hop music executive, showed he has a clue today when he urged that the industry eliminate the words "bitch," "ho" and "nigger" from use by the recor...
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CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Hollywood - Kim Basinger has died her hair red in protest of ex-husband Alec Baldwin's remarks to their daughter Ireland. "I can't believe he called her a nappy headed ho," exclaimed Basinger.
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Undisclosed Location - Ernst Stavro Blofeld remarked today that Alberto Gonzales was bad for S.P.E.C.T.R.E.'s business. The problem seems to lie with all the illegal aliens that Gonzales helped cross the border.
CCN (Crazy Cal News), U.K. and U.S. - President George W. Bush came snooping around The Spoof after having the CIA locate all of The Spoof writers with their spy satellites. After hearing reports of the writers doing articles on him and his...
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - New York - Gov. Eliot Spitzer will introduce a bill in the coming weeks to legalize same-sex marriage in New York. Having been paid by President George W. Bush so that he and gay lover Prime Minister Tony Blair could have a pl...
CCN - Hollywood - Today, in an interview, Britney Spears explained the real reason she shaved her head. Said ,...
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - London - Today, Prime Minister Tony Blair received the first of the early wedding gifts today from His Holiness Pope Benedict XVI. Prime Minister Blair immediately returned it.
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