Written by Cal Jennings

Monday, 23 April 2007

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Kim Bassinger Died Hair Red In Protest

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Hollywood - Kim Basinger has died her hair red in protest of ex-husband Alec Baldwin's remarks to their daughter Ireland. "I can't believe he called her a nappy headed ho," exclaimed Basinger.

This weekend, Hollywood reacted to the controversial tape: Larry King told E.T, "It was wrong for him to say a thing like that to his daughter," while Valerie Bertinelli told us, "I think it was unfortunate that it was released to the press because I had to re-schedule my hair appointment."

Alec Baldwin in the voicemail message, Alec is recorded telling Ireland, "I don't give a damn that you're 12 years old, you looked 15. Your mother is a thoughtless pain in the a$$ who doesn't care about what we do together. You have humiliated me for the last time with this phone sex... This crap you pull on me with this g--damn phone situation that you would never dream of doing with your mother -- and you do it to me constantly over and over again. I'm fresh out of Viagra now." Baldwin goes on to call his daughter "a rude, thoughtless, nappy headed ho."

Rev. Jackson and Rev. Sharpton were called, but could not be reached for comment.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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