Washington DC-- Congress was faced with the biggest challenge in generations over the weekend and decided to look away at the last minute. No one wanted to write a check for $700 billion! After a weekend of threats and tears, House Speaker Nancy Pel...
Washington DC/Washington Post - Democratic Speaker of the House, Nancy Pelosi, third in line for the Presidency, made light of Rep. Charles Rangel's recent tax avoidance problems. "This is not an ethical problem," she pronounced," this is a racial pr...
(USA Today) - Nancy Pelosi says to "just say NO" to drilling. Former President Bill Clinton replied "maybe a good drilling will make her a little less tense". Nancy Pelosi stands by her stance to not hold a vote on offshore drilling stating "this...
Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi today promised a sparse, beachfront gathering beneath the balcony of her Malibu time-share that Congress would "continue to do nothing" during its summer recess. The statement was greeted with meager applause from...
Wall Street oil speculators ran for cover recently amidst rumors that US Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi had a brain tumor. Fearful that Pelosi's absence would allow the lifting of the US ban on off-shore drilling, oil speculators fiercely cover...
Following the 2006 Mid Term Elections the Democrats had constructed a commune on the Great Lawn in Washington D.C.
Top US lawmaker Nancy Pelosi and the spiritual leader of Tibet, the Dalai Lama, are "romantically involved", and a threat to East/West relations, according to a source deep inside China.
Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi went to her seat this morning to open the meeting of The House of Representatives to find what appeared to be a pile of feces in her chair. Security was immediately called to the chamber and inspected the "pile...
President George W. Bush announced Friday that Saturday will be removed from all US calendars. The move came as part of a last minute deal with congressional Democrats on the stimulus package to boost the economy.
Off the Wall Street - (Primary Mess): A huge surge of City money is poised to pour into Hillary Clinton's campaign coffers amid reports Nancy Pelosi will veep on the former first lady's dream ticket.
Washington D.C. (CNN) - Following the logic of the "path to citizenship" for illegal immigrants Nancy Pelosi, Barbara Boxer and Harry Reid have proposed legislation to free most of the criminals in American prisons today.
Washington D.C. -- Democratic House Speaker, Nancy Pelosi, reiterated that impeachment inquiries of both President Bush and Vice President Dick Cheney were "still off the table" today. The Speaker openly acknowledges the blatant "lawlessness" wi...
Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi and introduced a bill regarding toilet seats. Under the new legislation, if it passes, failure to put the seat down would be punishable as a class C felony. In a male dominated House of Representatives, this measur...
District of Columbia - Secret Service agents have confirmed that Speaker of the US House of Representatives, Nancy Pelosi, attempted to use her influence and feminine wiles to coordinate a power grab at the Office of the President this weekend.
A Republican amendment to an appropriations bill, added by Iowa Representative Steve King, would forbid the use of government funds for officials traveling to Cuba, Iran, Sudan, Syria or North Korea.
Washington, DC - President Bush publicly denounced torture soon after wrapping up a political brunch with House Speaker Nancy Pelosi which involved heavy negotiations regarding a number of pending bills, including the controversial "No Child Lef...
Congress has proposed a novel new program which promises to eliminate the National Debt and save Social Security all in one fell swoop.
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