Mitt Romney, candidate for president of the United States, quoted from the Sermon on the Mount today in a talk to Wall Street bankers and hedge fund managers. "Well, kind of," reports Politico. "He changed the context slightly but what's the differe...
Admits receiving an atomic wedgie that turned him into bully Mitt Romney is fighting back against his political attackers saying he became a bully only after being a victim of bullying himself. Romney says he felt he had to address the stories bei...
Mitt Romney, apparently operating on a whim, called a press conference late yesterday to announce plans for the GOP convention in Tampa this summer. His staff was unaware of his plans according to a staff member speaking on condition of anonymity.
Likely Teapublican presidential candidate Mitt Romney revealed that he will be purchasing a new clothes washer for wife Ann this week. "I think it's the ideal gift for a stay-at-home mom like Ann," said Romney during a break from the campaign trail.
Today he is known as the lovable robot programmed to take every conceivable policy position, but forty seven years ago, the Washington Post revealed today, Mitt Romney was also a bit of a douche. In his prep school days, the presumptive GOP nomi...
A leaked White House document has revealed that President Obama is so concerned about his flagging support he ordered the elite Navy Seals to kill Osama Bin Laden again in an attempt to boost his popularity prior to the upcoming Presidential election...
Mitt Romney continues to barnstorm the Boston sports teams, though lining up the votes of these millionaire athletes may be next to impossible. Despite the fact that most of the Celtics players have attended fund raisers for the likely opponent of...
CHICAGO - GOP presidential front runner Mitt Romney and his wife Ann attended a showing of the new super heroes film The Avengers. The blockbuster movie broke the all-time opening weekend record with ticket sales of over $200 million. After vie...
No, NOT on Twitter. In person! Here's the scoop. A lost pet parakeet in Japan was recently brought home when he was able to "tell" (well actually tweet) police where he lived. A happy ending! But it turns out that was just the beginning. A Spoof reporter who has recently interviewed (in bird talk, of course!) a group of birds has discovered that the lost parakeet's act has inspired a num...
Seamus, the Romney family dog called a press conference late yesterday. At first, the media thought it was a joke of some kind and crowded the press room at the Romney campaign headquarters. They were "shocked and surprised" as one journalist put it...
In an apparent attempt to lessen the negative political fallout from his wife Ann's gaffe in wearing a $1,000 blouse, Republican presidential hopeful Mitt Romney showed up at a campaign event in a $2,000 pair of jeans. "These are designer pants...
All major media outlets are reporting today that the GOP is getting behind Mitt Romney in his run for president. All of his opponents in the primaries have lined up to endorse him. The problem is, reports Politico, If you don't have 20/20 vision,...
Mitt Romney called a press conference on the anniversary of the death of Osama Bin Laden and declared in his opening statement, "I would have killed Bin Laden myself with my famous Karaoke Kick!" A New York Times reporter, not known for his fondn...
Mitt Romney in an effort to ingratiate himself to the Latino community sent out a video late yesterday to honor Cinco de Mayo day. Members of the press and the Latino community were not surprised at the content. Evidently, Romney in a burst of en...
That infamous actor Gary Busey once said, "The wonderful wacky world of politics is kinda like a great big bowl of fruit. Some of the fruits are apples, some are bananas, some are lemons, some are kumquats, and some are coconuts but the bottom line is that they are all friggin fruit." Here are some statements, comments, sayings, rants, quotes, diatribes, observations, tirades, harangues, and st...
When David Gregory, host of NBC's Meet the Press, scheduled the Romney family for an interview to be shown next Sunday, no one expected any breaking news. It seems nothing can ever be taken for granted in the 24/7 news cycle. An advanced copy of the interview has surfaced. It shows that Gregory appeared somewhat bored as he began the interview with Romney's wife and five sons. He began with the ol...
Mitt Romney, under increasing pressure to keep certain details about his past a secret, decided to sit down with his son, Matt Romney, and have a chat last week, according to a witness. "First of all, don't talk about Mormons," said the Republican presidential hopeful. "I do not wish to address that issue, so keep quiet! Not even a BYU co-ed joke, do you understand?" His son replied, "Okay,...
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