Soon-to-be ex-Prime Minister, Tony Blair, has signed away the rights to his wife Cherie at the recent EU summit in Brussels.
Brussels, Belgium - In a surprise move today, the EU Council of Ministers announced it was approving the admission of Linux to the EU, with full voting status. This marks the first time the EU has admitting a non-nation-state entity to its ranks.
It has been exclusively revealed today that some clever scientists have been contacted by the CIA and MI5 and been told to expect an alien invasion in 2008.
Following announcements earlier this month that the proposed European Constitution would be rewritten, Jewish groups have been voicing their views for the way forward.
DaRtagnan Robespeirre Prime Minister of the New ascerbic state of KaNeF has gone on record for the second time since his nations inception...
The President of the EU Commission, Colonel von Klinkerhoffen, has admitted what members of UKIP have suspected for years, but that no-one else had taken seriously. Today, he made the shock announcement that the EU has for many years been a cover for...
The EU met on Friday and agreed on a resolution to heavily cut greenhouse gases. The leaders subsequently rented out a greenhouse, and ripped em till they fogged up the joint.
EU commissioner Peter Mandelson today defended his controversial new autobiography, "I took it my way" by saying he had every right to tell the story of his meteoric rise through the corridors of Westminster power and of the love that dare...
In a huge set-back to Tony Blair's scheme to replace Britain's so-called overpriced rogue builders with Polish workers, The Spoof can reveal that Poles will no longer work for nothing, and stand in fields all...
Prince of Darkness and wild man of rock, Ozzy Osbourne, has turned over a new leaf and is reported to be the new European Ambassador for wildlife.
"You don't have to be mad to work here but it helps". That photo-copied sign must be stuck on the wall in countless offices around the world and is seen as a bit of a light-hearted joke.
Are you getting fed up with those Mexican and Native American guys in your town centre that play bland versions of songs that were bad enough in their original form but are even worse on the pan pipes? Well help is at hand thanks to new draft legisla...
Next time you're in Costabucks and you see a man in a white coat putting a probe into the froth on his cappuccino don't be too surprised as he's most likely a man from the Ministry!...
More meddling looks set to be likely at the hands of Brussels mandarins and satsumas. The Spoof understands that draft European legislation is being checked out by Euro MEPs with an eye to bringing it in pronto.
BRUSSELS -- In the wake of the crisis meeting of the European Union's Population Board, EU ministers have called on the United States to begin an emergency airlift of "population uncontrol" measures to the European Union's shrinkin...
The European Commission has recommended that Israel be admitted to the European Union on Jan. 1 but attached unprecedented conditions, signaling there is still deep unease about the union's expansion into the Middle East and the potential econ...
The European Union (EU) have come up with a way to stop the distastrous pandemic of H5N1 - more commonly known to the public as bird flu. Their cunning plan to stop the crisis of bird flu spreading further than it already has. The idea is being backe...
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