London's worst kept secret is out as the world now knows that Boris Johnson is a regular user of fuck free-for-all application Tinder. The news ironically broke to groans across the country, with Boris's scheduled appearances being cancelled, as w...
The innovative and flamboyant Ccmedy star and Mayor of London, Boris Johnson has returned from a successful mission in Russia and The Ukraine to solve the problematic tank congestion crisis. Exasperated Tank Commanders with nowhere to park have b...
Boris Jackson has begun production of Hitler clones that will pull in more revenue from the London Councils. The Councils, which generate an income of £70 million from parking crimes, can double this with the new clones according to Boris. He belie...
London, UK - London Mayor Boris Johnson's vision of an airport on the Thames were rapidly becoming less of a pipe dream today as the UK's premier transport hub came under threat of being washed away by a huge wall of water creeping from the sodden T...
An electable laugh filled political party is in the final stages of formation with Boris Johnson and the UKIP party at its core. Trial comedy press releases will be held at the Apollo theatre, with side splitting faux passes by each member of the UKI...
Boris Johnson's laissez faire approach to inequality and links to intelligence levels have been applauded by a group representing council estate dwellers who are keen to implement his theory in every sphere of life. The Mayor of London gave a spee...
The Daily Mail editor Paul Dacre today called on the department of health to release the name of the 15 million people a year who receive treatment on the NHS. He said in his statement. "The NHS is anti British. Having free at point of service health...
In a meeting today at City Hall, London Mayor Boris 'The Blade' Johnson unveiled his new and ambitious plan for Londoners all over the world, especially ex-pat cockney's living in Spain who are on the run from the short arm of the law. Boris, famo...
In a statement made today from City Hall, London Mayor, Boris 'The Blade' Johnson made assurances to the 9million disabled people living in London, that they would get equal access to train stations and buses, without any steps getting in the way, ''...
London Mayor Boris Johnson today released plans to completely close the tube network. It will be replaced by an exclusive underground cycle path. "Look I hate the Tube it's no secret." Johnson told the press "I really want to have it so that there...
Tensions between London and Madrid over Gibraltar are escalating after Spain introduced compulsory checks on the clothing of all residents in Gibraltar. Some Spanish border control officers reckoned that "Gibraltarians will be easier to recognize...
The 2013 Virgin London Marathon due to be run this Sunday has been cancelled at short notice. The event which raises millions of pounds for charity as well as being a showcase for top international athletes has fallen victim to a lack of available po...
Bullingdon Club toff was 'bashed up' on the Andrew Marr show by interviewer Eddie Mair. Dishevelled mop haired Boris was interrogated by Mair about his personal life and his lies and dubious moral behaviour. Poor Boris had expected to be interv...
Londoners have shown their Masonite enabling love of the true blue yet again by electing the mop top Tory blond Boris Gudenuf for another turd, or is that term? The leather faced goodbye boy Lank Kivington said it had been a good blow job by blow...
The fabulous Lord Mayor of London, circus artist, aristocrat and TV quiz show host, Boris Johnson, has come out of his closet to support Starbucks Coffee in their bid to pay 20 million quid corporation tax! He has requested that the UK public shou...
Liberal Democrat leader Nick Clegg is outraged by Tory plans to force him to compete on 'Celebrity Big Bother' early next year in a plan to raise the profile of the coalition government. The move follows the success of right leaning Tory Nadine D...
PM, David Cameron, who seems to have fallen out of love with Nick Clegg, has been constantly "wooing" BOJO, alias Boris Johnson, the RT Hon "Mare" of London, to come and spend a night or two at Chequers with him. It seems David is quite lonely sin...
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