Internet giant Google has today bought the country of Australia for $6.3m, at least $10m more than what it is actually worth.
Perth - (Mammary Mess): Western Australian residents can breathe a sigh of relief at last after a Pinjarra barmaid who entertained customers by crushing beer cans between her bare breasts and hanging spoons from her nipples was found after going miss...
Australian immigration Minister Kevin Andrews has clearly failed to integrate into the community.
In a possible attempt to stir up old rivalries, Wallaby coach John Connolly has already whinged to quarter-final referee Paddy O'Brien about the England team's ready-to-rumble playing style stating that Olly Barclay hasn'...
"Not racist" Australian Prime Minister John Howard has unveiled his new plan to turn the Aboriginal spiritual place Uluru (also known as Ayers Rock)into a five store...
Sydney, Austalia - (Ass Mess): Following earlier reports this week that pussy is high up on Australians' menu preferences these days a Sydney newspaper has featured a story about a cocaine-crazed pussy that survived its owners' long lost week...
Sydney, Australia - (AssMess): Australian brothel madams are up in arms at being blamed for a spate of barbecued feral cat feasting after OzMan-Hustler magazine published attitudinal survey results claiming that eating roasted wild pussy wa...
The Australian Absolute Alliteration Alliance (AAAA) has alleged that an albino Anarchist caused the blaze at their Adelaide city apartment building.
The country of Morocco is still suffering under the strain of the Moroccan pig crisis. The crisis has been going on now for over six weeks and there is no sight if respite from this deadly pig crisis.
Australian Prime Minister John Howard's relationship with his treasurer has taken yet another beating today. It now appears that, not only has he never invited Peter Costello and his wife around for dinner, he hasn't even invited him to be h...
Sidney, Australia (IP) - A giant squid washing up on an Australian beach was found to have had dandruff. Marine biologist Dr. Spongebloke Trianglepants was asked how could scientists possibly know such a thing and he said, "Just look at his Hea...
SYDNEY (Aust.) -- The U.S. navies largest floating airport has accidentally run into the Sydney Harbour Bridge. A big chunk fell out.
A recent outbreak in Wales of, what was thought to be H5N1 Bird 'Flu, has, in fact, turned out to be rather less sinister, and has mystified Health officials in the area.
The Australian version of Big Brother is in hot water today, after producers on the programme decided not to tell one of the contestants that she was taking part in a reality TV show.
Australian Prime Minister John Howard has very publicly condemned the rule of Zimbabwean president Robert Mugabe labeling him a "grubby dictator". Howard has even gone so far as to prevent his beloved Australian cricket team from playing a...
Guantanamo Bay, Cuba - Australian born, thirty-one-year-old, David Mathew Hicks, was among the first of Bush's war on terrorism prisoners to face war tribunal charges and convicted of material support to terrorism last March. He was sentenced to...
American actor Sylvester Stallone was formally convicted in court for his smuggling of 48 bottles of illegal steroids into Australia in February. Stallone lied to customs officials about having a prescription for the medication that is illegal in bo...
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