Washington, D.C. - President Barack Obama celebrated his one hundred days in office today by throwing a Kool-Aid party in the White House Rose garden for the remaining non-defecting members of the Republican Party. Meanwhile, recent democratic co...
It has been revealed that the pilot of the President's plane that flew over New York City, the one that was accompanied by several military jets, the one that sent thousands of workers out of office buildings and running wildly in the streets, was ac...
United States President Barack Obama in an emergency session with his cabinet again today over the Swine Flu, has requested that from now on to begin calling it, "Miss Piggy Flu". We're hurting here", stated Obama. "We depend on tourism and ...TOU...
Presidential plane Air Force One accompanied by a fighter jet yesterday swooped low over Manhattan and New York harbour in search of photo opportunities, sparking panic among office workers who feared another 911 scenario. "People came flooding ou...
In an effort to spur consumer spending, President Obama has decided to use a gimmick he learned from his favorite childhood movie, "Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory." His idea is to put five "golden dollars" into circulation, each having a p...
Come and see the legendary Clinton and Obama, as they embark on their record-breaking 'Why Don't We Stay In America Where We're Wanted, And Stop Pretending We're Important Across The World, We're About As Important As Donald Duck!' tour at: 30 April Basra 1 May Beirut 2 May Athens 3 May Berlin 4 May Dusseldorf 5 May Kiev 6 May Stockholm 7 May Toulouse 8 May Lyon 9 May...
President Obama asked Janet Napolitano to put together a new "Torture Release Form" for all current and future detainees to keep him out of any legal problems that may come up later. He told Napolitano to include the following questions and statements on the Release Form: Do you believe you will be treated fairly during your torture? Do you have any phobias or fears that would disqualify y...
Following his recent visit to Scotland President Barack Obama has observed and stated that: "To date we The Black Race and our Scottish ally Beaders have depended on White Americans and English Sassenachs for our TV, our dress, our feeding (Mac Do...
Washington, D.C. Real change is coming to the White House, an executive spokesman says. The newly acquired dog will be ditched for four kittens. These will be named Paris, Hilton, Britney, and Spears. President Obama was made aware that the previo...
(New York-NY) I confess. I Twitter. I feel compelled to say that I have been on Twitter since the beginning of the year, not exactly the cutting edge, though not like the fair weather, fad Twitters like Oprah Winfrey. I thought more of her to jump on the followers bandwagon of Ashton Kutcher. She probably bought a CB radio when it was a fad as well. But the confession is not that I Twitter, but th...
(United States of America) President Barack Obama announced today that part of his national crime fighting efforts will involve outfitting every vehicle in the country with Global Positioning System (GPS) devices to track motorists wherever they may...
Washington, D.C. - Top scientists and economists joined President Barack Obama today at the White House and announced two stunning revelations. Economic: Barack Obama's top economic advisors say that the economy is better than it was 10 years ago.
If you're looking for the latest in hush-hush experimental intergalactic space flights, look no further than the new "UK's Area 51". Last week, local radio station DW Communications from Oban reported that the Loughead Spacecraft Manufacturing Com...
While President Obama used Earth Day to push a "Green Jobs" agenda, the Earth itself sent a mass e-mail urging humanity to develop the technology to move elsewhere. "You guys are worst than head-lice," the message said in part. "The dinosaurs kep...
Washington, D.C. Amid a storm of protest The Obama administration has quietly scrapped plans to enforce a Department of Transportation ruling banning right-hand lanes on the nations highways and byways. The doomed program, which would have reconf...
Washingto D.C. - An angry backlash over new Department of Transportation rules eliminating right-hand lanes has White House officials scrambling to do damage control. The new rules which ban the lanes on all highways and byways in the United States h...
Scientists working on new strains of the avian flu have separated a strain that appears to be selective towards rich folk. It is called CUL8ER, and appears to incubate in the wallet. One of the genetic constituents is a silk worm, which is cert...
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