Funeral services for Pat Robertson will be held this Friday after the televangelist exploded, witnesses say "in a billion and one pieces" after Denzel Washington announced last night that the Golden Globe winner of best drama was .. Bro...
Washington D.C. -- The Senate Judicial Committee presiding over Judge Samuel Alito's confirmation looked more like a 2nd grade playground than a serious deliberative body as Senator Ted Kennedy (D-Mass) and Senator Arlen Specter (R-Pa) got into a maj...
WASHINGTON - Applause rang through both sides of the Senate floor Friday as Judge Samuel Alito successfully whistled the complete theme to the Andy Griffith Show virtually assuring his nomination as the 113th Supreme Court Justice of the United Stat...
Washington D.C., 13 January 2006 - Washington released a bold new strategy to help save the Social Security system in America today. The plan, considered to be brilliant and progressive by proponents, lays out a multi-layered approach that enl...
WASHINGTON (AP-Instead of trying to distance himself from lobbyist Jack Abramoff, President George W. Bush instead praised the felon, saying that "corruption is good for Washington and Israel and makes the world go round."...
WASHINGTON, DC - Overcoming their aversion to herding, thousands of purebred Siamese cats staged their first ever march on Washington, DC.
Washington (Spoof News)-New Chief Justice John Roberts has picked up where his predecessor William Rehnquist left off, complaining vehemently, in writing, that pay for judges is "wholly, completely, and embarrassingly inadequate."...
Washington, DC - During a recent press conference, when asked about the growing movement to impeach him, the President surprised the gathered members of the press corps by smiling and saying, "I say, sweet! Bring it on! Bring it on hard and heav...
WASHINGTON (AP)-Antiwar activist Cindy Sheehan has apparently won the heart of US Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice, with Rice suddenly agreeing with Sheehan that the US war to grab Iraqi oil was ‘illegal and immoral' on NBC's ‘Meet the Press' duri...
Washington, DC-- The nation is anxiously awaiting the results of President Bush's recently revealed, surgery.
Washington (REUTERS) - People all over the world, celebrating the New Year this year will have to wait a whole second. For the first time in seven years there will be a "leap second". Atomic clocks around the world will have an extr...
Washington DC (REUTERS) - Seymor Buttz of REUTERS sat down for an exclusive interview with George W. Bush, the President of The United States earlier today. Mr. Bush agreed to talk about anything but also said "There are limits."...
Police were called to a Bigmart store in Vancouver, Washington as the result of a physical disturbance. Officers found one of the store's elderly greeters, who wished to remain anonymous, rubbing Ben Gay into his shoulder and weeping softly. The el...
WASHINGTON - The U.S. House of Representatives voted this past Thursday to install 698 miles of fencing along the United States border with Mexico.
WASHINGTON D.C. Burried in a recently passed $419 Billion defense authorization bill, analysts have found an outlay for $1 billion for a HandyTools household hammer. The hammer, which is needed to pound in some nails, in the oilfields of Ira...
WASHINGTON (Reuters)--President Bush today acknowledged that he had unlawfully authorized the National Security Agency to spy on American citizens and legislators "because they are all out to get me and I have to nail them first."...
The buzz around Washington DC was centered around a rumor that President George W. Bush was killed by a roadside bomb. While it eventually proved untrue it set off a storm of peaceful celebrations about the world. According to the hearsay President...
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