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Funny story: US Attacks on Syria Designed to Make Iraq Jealous

US Attacks on Syria Designed to Make Iraq Jealous

As the accord that allows the US to continue making war on Iraq dangerously approaches its expiration date, the Bush administration has attempted a new strategy or is it a tactic? Based on the Stockholm syndrome a theory that abused hostages become d...

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Funny story: Official: VHS / Beta War Over In Vietnam

Official: VHS / Beta War Over In Vietnam

Vietnamese economists today announced that the 20 year struggle for home video dominance is officially over. JVC, makers of the popular VHS format, have made no formal announcement, but insiders say that the industry giant has suspended all orde...

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Funny story: 90th Anniversary Armistice reunion will be the very last...most probably

90th Anniversary Armistice reunion will be the very last...most probably

It was announced today, with great regret. The 90th Annual WWI Armistice Reunion would have to be shelved indefinitely after this year's event. Main reasons being cited are The Credit Crunch and Global Warming taking its toll. Others have a differing...

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Funny story: Iceland Declares War On Britain

Iceland Declares War On Britain

Iceland, that weird cold place at the top of the map, has reacted angrily to the banking crisis in which it has found itself, and has declared war on Great Britain. British Prime Minister Gordon Brown yesterday bluntly refused his Icelandic counte...

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Funny story: Teflondia And Souvlakia At War

Teflondia And Souvlakia At War

CAROTID - Barney Fyfe, Defense Minister of Teflondia, has announced that his country and Souvlakia have declared war on each other. At a press conference held here today in the capital of Teflondia, he said that troops were sent across the border to...

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Funny story: Bush declares 'War on Capitalism'

Bush declares 'War on Capitalism'

US President George Bush, mastermind of the world-wide war on terror, in his last few months in office, has opened a new front in his relentless drive against enemies of mankind. Last night, in a prime-time televised speech seeking public support for...

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Funny story: Olympic Taekwondo Cheating Scandal - War With China Looms

Olympic Taekwondo Cheating Scandal - War With China Looms

More Olympic scandal today, in the Taekwondo arena this time, with British girl Sarah Stevenson being the victim of the judges' incompetence, as she lost to, you guessed it, a Chinese competitor. Sarah was trailing 1-0 with just seconds of her mat...

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Funny story: Russia invades wrong Georgia, offers a "My Bad"

Russia invades wrong Georgia, offers a "My Bad"

Russia is pulling out of Georgia after its week long invasion of the small neighboring country. The Russian army pulled out all its tanks and their soldiers. General Vladimir Jackumov told the international press at a conference held in Moscow th...

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Funny story: More Politicians Embellish VN War Records - VA Uncovers More Fraud

More Politicians Embellish VN War Records - VA Uncovers More Fraud

Atlantic City, Nj/Newark Star Ledger - This New Jersey seaside and gambling resort suffered yet another blow to its image when Mayor Robert Levy was convicted of inflating his Army Service Record and claiming disability payments. Dubbed "The Missi...

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Funny story: Charlie Wilson's War: The Sequel

Charlie Wilson's War: The Sequel

The Mike Nichol's film version of the Texas congressman's descent into alcoholism and lechery and his ascent as the conqueror of the evil empire in Afghanistan has now given rise to a film sequel. The new movie tells the tragic tale of the American d...

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Funny story: McCain Announces: I Was Wrong on the War But Right on the Surge! Sorry About the Thousands of Dead!

McCain Announces: I Was Wrong on the War But Right on the Surge! Sorry About the Thousands of Dead!

John McCain dressed as usual in his surge blue suit told the American people today that he was wrong about the war in Iraq but he was right about the surge. "As in Nam I went to the wrong war but once there I fought valiantly. Once again I put our...

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Funny story: Olympic Movement Bans Warmongers: Bush, Putin and all Politicians Are Banished from The Olympic Games!

Olympic Movement Bans Warmongers: Bush, Putin and all Politicians Are Banished from The Olympic Games!

The international Olympic movement has struggled throughout its history with the difficult marriage of sport and politics. Olympic leaders in the Beijing Birds Nest announced that as they look about at the idealistic young athletes and their desi...

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Funny story: Vampire McCain Announces 'War on Sun'

Vampire McCain Announces 'War on Sun'

From within the Bat Cave- John McCain, the self-proclaimed 'Dark Overlord of the Night', recently proclaimed a new evil villain in society: the sun. It was not quite surprising coming from McCain, a well known vampire; what drew attention was his...

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Funny story: Georgia Bulldogs in crisis; Uga leads onlookers in fight song

Georgia Bulldogs in crisis; Uga leads onlookers in fight song

Auburn Tigers penetrated deep into Georgia territory from the second quarter onward in a complex game strategy loaded with historic conflict and a stadium of screaming fans as the world watches with bated breath, the honor of Georgia's fi...

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Funny story: US of A Arms Pakistan and Enemy India for Next Decades Wars!

US of A Arms Pakistan and Enemy India for Next Decades Wars!

Like a tireless fight promoter, the Bush Administration has been feverishly involved in setting up the next decade's war between Pakistan and India. Bush has cut India in on a deal for Nukes even as he attacks Iran for its suspected nuclear ambit...

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Funny story: McCain - Iran has weapons of Mass Destruction

McCain - Iran has weapons of Mass Destruction

Desperate republican hopeful senator John McCain has come forward with a 'Dodgy looking' dossier of what he claimed were CIA documents showing that "Iran could wield weapons of mass destruction in only 22.5 minutes that's half the ti...

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Funny story: McCain Campaign Commercial: Green Card Holders- Cannon Fodder

McCain Campaign Commercial: Green Card Holders- Cannon Fodder

In the McCain campaigns efforts to reach out to Hispanic-Americans a new TV commercial has been released.

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