Wimbledon, Wednesday - Novak Djokovic, the sixth seed in this year's French Open men's singles, produced some of the best tennis seen at this year's tournament to see off the brave challenge of Igor Andreev in the quarter finals.
BBC Sport, France, Tuesday 6th June - In a repeat of the classic of 2003, Justine Henin was due to meet Serena Williams on the clay at Roland Garros, in a highly anticipated Ladies Quarter Final.
Gammalsvenskby, Sweden - In an early dawn raid today, Swedish police seized hundreds of hours worth of audio recordings from the Women's French Open at dozens of Swedish porno companies. Suspecting the audio recordings were made just as recent as...
Paris, France - Police arrested a yet another man dressed in a tan ankle length trench coat in attendance at the French opening today. However, this one wore it in an apparent attempt to conceal sophisticated audio recording equipment he was carrying...
The unseasonal hot weather in April yesterday turned a pleasant afternoon working in the garden into a nightmare scenario that nearly cost him his life, for odd-job man Stan M. Bellish of Barnsley, South Yorkshire.
Melbourne Park - (Rioters): World tennis superstar Roger Federer admitted he was utterly gutted at having to play three sets in one hour and twenty three minutes in order to wipe the floor with number six seed Andy Roddick in the Australian Open semi...
It has been revealed that Tony Blair has adopted Scots tennis ace Andy Murray (15), in a move that will be seen as a bare-faced attempt to give the English something to cheer about after the Ashes whitewash. English...
Rubbish third-rate Canadian tennis player, Greg Rusedski, was today counting the cost of no longer being regarded as British number one by the UK's sporting media.
NEW YORK (AP) Publisher Alfred A. Knopf released the long anticipated book by Maria Sharapova. At a cabbage soup and Gatorade brunch, Mr. Knopf welcomed the triumphant Wimbledon tennis star Sharapova into the publishing world.
In a shocking episode at the Australian Open Tennis Tournament in Melbourne recently,Taliban tennis legend 'Mucktear Karbang' declared a 'Jihad' against the Umpire for a line ball call. Mucktear ,centrecourt during a no love ma...
"I thought tennis was a gentleman's game!...
With Wimbeldon and the humiliating defeat of Henmann by a rank outsider not far of in the memory it is clear that hopes for a British champion are slim. But don't panic Brit fans as the spoof can reveal to you the new British hopeful for Wimbeldo...
Busty former tennis fashionista and Jergens "hand" lotion's leading salesperson, Anna Kournikova, may not be able to win a tennis match, or, even currently be playing the sport.
A young woman digging in her yard found a tennis ball. Maria Sharapova has been digging holes on her 700-acre estate hoping to find something of value. "Finding this tennis ball is the best thing I have ever dug up! I'm not quite sure what I...
Crap tennis player Tim Henman today began a City and Guilds course in Plumbing after announcing his retirement from tennis.
Miami, Florida, U.S.A. - In a surprising game that left spectators baffled, Anna Kournikova served up boyfriend Enrique Iglesias' heart today in what was consider a Valentine's Day horror tennis spectacle.
As is usual at this time of year the tennis craze has hit the UK hard, with the Queens and Wimbledon tournaments making the brits literally drool whilst watching in an often comatose and inebriated state. Pubs have been quick to latch on to this craz...
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