Written by Hugh Plonnka

Wednesday, 6 June 2007


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Novak ran straight into Boris Becker's semi-erect penis

Wimbledon, Wednesday - Novak Djokovic, the sixth seed in this year's French Open men's singles, produced some of the best tennis seen at this year's tournament to see off the brave challenge of Igor Andreev in the quarter finals.

Following the match, Djokovic grabbed a microphone and thanked the fans for their support, then told them he was looking forward to having a cold shower as the 110 degree temperature had really taken its toll on him.

He charged off the court, and straight into the showers, where one Boris Becker was lathering himself after a stint in the commentary box.

Becker was just tending to his private parts, and one can only assume he was thinking back to his five second "quickie" with a Russian model in a restaurant broom cupboard a couple of years back.

Djokovic slipped on Becker's soap, and fell into the former multi-time Grand Slam champion.

"Novak charged into the semi in more ways than one" quipped one joker at the scene.

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