Washington,DC/ Septic City News-All the News Fit to Flush - President Obama presided over a festive, but private, Democratic happening on the White House lawn with the dramatic unveiling of a bronze statue commissioned to reinforce the Democratic Val...
Washington DC-- Senators and congressional leaders from both sides of the aisle were stunned by an executive order requiring mandatory drug testing. President Obama signed the order at midnight and by dawn an army of drug testers wearing yellow rain...
San Francisco,CA/ Office of Sexual Promiscuity - House Speaker Nancy Pelosi invoked all her vindictive power today to punish a constituent who recently had Octuplets, adding to her existing family of 6 , by sending her back to Bangladesh. Pelosi cal...
Democratic Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi of California made the mistake of giving away all of her tickets to the Inagural Parade and did not save any for herself. In a move speaking of her enterprising and inventive nature, however, Pelosi decid...
The historic $750 billion in bail out money will be spent to help Ford, GM, and .... Oprah Winfrey. In a move that Nancy Pelosi and Harry Ried said that they will be sure to pass, new President Barack Obama has earmarked $25 billion dollars for talk...
Washington,DC/ Office of the Surgeon General - Democrats are in a turmoil today after President Elect Obama collapsed, in what is being called a severe "Panic Attack" after receiving a joint briefing from the CIA, FBI, SEC, Homeland Security and hea...
San Francisco,Ca./ Rolling Stone - House Speaker Nancy Pelosi increased her stranglehold on American Government today with the announcement that she will be in CHARGE , at least for the next 11 days...and maybe longer if she has her way! Continuin...
San Diego,CA/ Homeland Security briefing - Following unprovoked rocket attacks from Mexico on civilians in Tuscon, San Diego and Abilene, House Speaker Pelosi has pleaded for restraint and understanding, saying "if we just give them more money, th...
Walter Reed Army Hospital/ Medical Journal - Vice President Elect Joe Biden suddenly resurfaced today after having "gone missing" since the night of the Presidential election over a month ago. Mysteriously, no one noticed he had been missing! A...
Dulles International Airport/ Air Force Times - During Senator Hillary Clinton's recent appearance before Congress to request a Campaign Debt Bailout, she obviously learned what Big Three CEO's hadn't when they showed up to plead their cause in priva...
Washington DC-- Yesterday's State dinner held at the White House for the G-20 summit was marred by millions of enormous flying roaches. The white-tie event was to honor the most rich and powerful people in the world but it ended in a blizzard of bug...
LOS ANGELES, California - Speaker of The House Nancy Pelosi told CNN's Larry King that she is seriously thinking about bringing impeachment proceedings against Sarah Palin. Larry asked her on what grounds and Pelosi said on the grounds that the woman spent $150,000 of the Republican National Committee's money on campaign clothes. Larry asked her how that concerned her when she's a Democrat. An...
San Francisco,Ca/ Fishing News - South Korean investors couldn't wait to close the deal on Star Kist Tuna, owned by Del Monte Corp. in San Francisco, Ca,, House Speaker Nancy Pelosi's home district. In fact, they closed the $359M deal days after...
Washington, DC/ Supreme Court Brief - Legal pundits are abuzz with the latest DEM strategy to control the country without winning the Presidential election! The Demonic plan inadvertently slipped out during Ambassador Jesse Jackson's recent good wi...
San Francisco/Liberal Rag - House Speaker and Demagogue Nancy Pelosi today blamed a medical condition for her pissy comments on Capitol Hill which alienated almost any rational thinking American. Speaking from her San Francisco estate, Del Monte M...
Leaders on Capitol Hill today were selling out the American people. They were offering a cool $700 billion dollars, to their contributors and cronies from New York's financial center. Nancy Pelosi, at a press conference of House and Senate leader...
Washington, DC/ Washington Post - Just when American Taxpayers thought they had seen it all, Democratic Leadership in Congress Mooned them in one of the most Cheeky displays of unadulterated hubris in political history, not seen since Frank showed h...
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