After the chaos in Oxford Street earlier this week when Kate Moss revealed her new clothing range in Top Shop, there was more blind panic in the same street today when she ducked into McDonalds to us...
The unseasonal hot weather in April yesterday turned a pleasant afternoon working in the garden into a nightmare scenario that nearly cost him his life, for odd-job man Stan M. Bellish of Barnsley, South Yorkshire.
After years of searching, scientific and paranormal researchers finally discovered what happened to the Mothman of Point Pleasant, WV.
One of Britain's best-known forgotten faces is to make a miraculous TV comeback later this year, when Sir Trevor McDonald will once again front the News at Ten programme. Sir Trevor, who is also Head of McShit, the unscrupulous fast food company,...
Riverside, California - (Rotters): It's a classically astute business deal and legendarily typical of the entrepreneurial acumen of the McDonalds Corporation.
A report by the World Health Organisation (WHO?) has said that, despite the obvious health implications for those that suffer from it, obesity has a positive effect on the world's economy.
A team of McDonald's high flyers with a degree in bad taste have set sail on a voyage to examine why a huge chunk of the earth's crust is missing, deep under the Atlantic Ocean -- a phenomenon that challenges conventional ideas about...
There was joy unconfined today on the streets of Kentucky's largest city, as news of the state's most famous resident's promotion to General leaked out. Early this morning, in a specially arranged news conference, Major Ed O'Hanlon, CEO and larges...
The end may be on its way for fast food favourite McDonalds, if recent events are anything to go by. As well as the 'semen in the McNuggets' rumours, sever...
New research into the ingredients of the "McFlurry" shows that the stuff that's put in there is a lot more smelly than originally thought.
The boy held for firing a gun in his local McDonalds has protested innocence today, claiming that he had no idea what he was holding and wanted to see what it would do.
An industry watchdog has warned, in a report, that some of the big names in the fast food sector face closure if they do not find new victims for the crap they are peddling.
Atlanta- Ronald McDonald was not answering questions today from his Mansion in Atlanta Georgia after it was revealed that after a hard day mindwashing the nations children into eating vile fast food that brings about premature heart disease, cancer a...
The showbiz world is in shock this evening over reports that "Donkey" has been reported missing from his Hollywood home. The Beverly Hills police department have released a statement confirming that his family are worried for Donkey's s...
The manager of a McDonalds restaurant where semen was found in Chicken McNuggets, has claimed that it was an accident.
Creepy television presenter and wooden actor Matthew Kelly was arrested last night after revealing in his autobiography he once scooped a "turtle head" out of his backside and wiped it on a Big Mac.
(Baghdad--Iraq) A little known part of President Bush's new plan for Iraq has the civil war torn country coming together under the Golden Arches by July of 2007, the scheduled opening date of the first "culturally sensitive" McDonald...
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