Former head of the Catholic Chruch, Pope Benedict XVI, has made himself at home in a free-living (what else) hippy commune on the outskirts of San Franthisco, following his almighty fall from grace after it was revea...
Pope Benedict XVI, supreme leader of the Catholic population of the world is to quit his position after finding out that the figure his religion is based on was a fake.
Following a spate of scandals the Catholic Church hierarchy has decreed that all priests, bishops and cardinals are to be issued with dildos.
Rome, Italy - Computer analyst, Slavisa Pesci, claims to have broken the Da Vinci Code using highly sophisticated computer program software, which he designed especially for a supercomputer located in the moistened catacombs deep under Vatican City.
In an effort to increase the number of straight, heterosexual priests, the Vatican introduced a new habit for nuns. The new clothing, which more closely resembles a very skimpy Roman toga, is designed to make men want to be around women more. In...
St. Croix River, Milwaukee - Admitting that gluttony was the only one of the seven deadly sins that he enjoyed committing, Mike Martinez, 39, attempted to set his life on the righteous path by confessing to his pastor that he had set out years earlie...
In a calculated move this morning, Pope Benedict XVI has added Coca-Cola to his ranks of fighters in his Holy War on all other Christian denominations.
Pope Benedict XVI stated today that all organizations besides the Catholic Church are false. He said that they do not have the authority to perform the ordinances of salvation and could not show an unbroken line of authority back to the original apo...
In an effort to revive flagging revenues due to recent bad business investments and poor publicity, the Vatican announced today that the Catholic Church will begin selling indulgences. These "get out of jail free cards" permit the owner to...
In a bid to gain popularity with the public,Irish government is set to review a 500 year old document written by the catholic church. The document,titled the Anglo-Hibernicus implicitly hands over jurisdiction of all British lands to the people...
Faced with ever decreasing numbers of parishes and increasing numbers of traveling parishioners, the Catholic Church has instituted a virtual "online confessional" where sinners can confess their sins and receive penance by email.
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - GARDEN CITY, N.Y - The largest judgement ever in a child sexual abuse suit against the Roman Catholic Church was awarded to a young man and woman who were repeatedly raped by a youth minister, I.M. Afag as teenagers starting in...
New York - ASS-Press: - A youth has been detained following an altercation at All Saints Church, New York.
The Roman Catholic archbishop of Los Angeles has said his archdiocese will sell its main orifice to raise money to settle lawsuits for sexual abuse.
Forget the Moolahs and the Ayatollahs, Sister Mary Manicheanist is on her way to Tehran. Iranian "puritans" are struggling with the new generation's liberal style of dress. "Everything we try has failed!", despaired Ayatollah...
Dangerous Dioxin Levels Found in L.A. Communion Wafers...
Christiano Ronaldo, of Manchester United and Portugal, has been named by many as the greatest footballer in the world at the moment, unfortunately he also has a personality.
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