Menu Foods, of Ontario Canada, this week announced a new lineup of pet food products, many of which cause little or no renal failure.
SEATTLE, WASHINGTON-(COUGHFEENOOZ) Today Starbucks Coffee Company is giving away at no cost to you a FREE tall cup of coffee. This offer is being given by franchises across the U.S. and Canada. That's right FREE. You pay nothing, zip, nada, zero, are you getting the picture. It's like stealing. You walk into a Starbucks tomorrow be...
WASHINGTON D.C. - Just days after announcing his intention to station National Guard troops along the U.S. border with Mexico, President Bush made an unexpected statement today concerning the Canadian border.
JUAN DE BUTTOFUCCO, WA - Celebrity socialite Naked Paris Hilton opened ESPN's first season of live, televised seal clubbing today, taking a sea lion pup by the flipper and dragging it onto the dance floor of "Thunder Clap," the most &qu...
Recent research by UCLA has revealed that the vast majority of Americans are mystified and puzzled by claims that a large, independent country known as Canada exists just a few miles away from some major American cities. The survey, which was admini...
TGN - In April of this year, in the frozen wastelands of Canada's Northwest territories, a never before documented marvel of nature presented itself to humanity: The first grizzly/polar bear hybrid of the wild was discovered. Right before it was prom...
Ottawa, Canada -- Just one day after the brilliant decision to permit Sikh high school students to carry razor-sharp daggers called "kirpans" in class, the High Court handed down another watershed decision.
In a crises threatening the already strained relations of the United States, Canada and the United Nations, stranded Canadian baby seal clubbers remained adrift on a floating ice sheet for a fifth straight day. Humanitarian efforts to leave them out...
I am big hearted and a sucker for a sob-story. Any time anyone is in any trouble, I am always the first to put my shoulder to the grindstone, grease my elbow or write a BIG FAT CHECK. Two years ago, one of my neighbor’s dogs ran away. I tried and tried to find it – going so far as to put my LAMcopter into action – but the dog was never found. Did I let this tragedy pass unnoticed? Of course n...
Frustrated with the complete and total incompetence of the federal government, the province of British Columbia removed itself from the rest of Canada earlier today. At 4:20 pm, Premier Gordon Campbell made the announcement that British Columbians &q...
Porridge surfing, once the craze of the late 20's and 30's in Canada and mid-Western America, has started to make a modest comeback.
TORONTO, CANADA - As the lockout of National Hockey League (NHL) players reached its 117th day (January 10), the Canadian Mental Health Association (CMHA) blamed out-of-work hockey players for a disturbing spike in cabin fever-related incidents. Acco...
HALIFAX, Nova Scrotia- Bush praised Canadians today in Halifax of their assistance after 9/11. Half of the population was very pissed off of his arrival. But most Canadian-Bush-Haters flopped their opinions Kerry style when Bush explained "blah...
Prime Minister Paul Martin of Canada is extending an olive branch to the Republic of EastCoastHusker and other Utopian nations, after threats of invasion. He offers to cede half of Ontario, Newfoundland, and 17% of the Yukon Territory to the Utopian...
U.S. spy satellites have stepped up their surveillance along the US/Canada border confirming that French Canadians are massing at the US/Canadian border in preparation for a clandestine voter registration operation in northern counties of New York, O...
OTTAWA (Dissociated Press)-- In a surprise statement, Elections Canada today announced that it was invalidating the results of the recent Canadian federal election. Officials revealed that what had been portrayed in the media as a hotly-contested rac...
With the news recently that the ‘Microsoft Corporation vs. mikerowesoft.com' case in Canada will go ahead, a spate of similar cases have been taken by even bigger computer companies against even younger kids worldwide.
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