As US President Barack Obama flew across the Atlantic yet again, he suddenly had a brainwave, and invented the modern telephone. 'I thought 'What if I could have a machine that would allow me stay in Washington DC, yet still speak with world leade...
The controversy surrounding US President Obama's supposed bow to Saudi King Abdullah brought affirmations, denials and varied body language experts to bear on the reputed act of reverence. American conservatives, all three of them, insisted that...
RIYADH, Saudi Arabia- President Obama arrived in at da Royal airpo't in Riyadh, Saudah' Arabia at around 2:20pm local time today. Da visit to Saudah' Arabia was a last minute addition to da schedule, ahead uh his heavily anticipated speech in Cai...
President Barack Obama yesterday made the wholly symbolic political gesture of assuring Japan, Taiwan and South Korea of US defence support following North Korea's nuclear test last week. "Should the North Koreans ever launch an all-out nuclear attack on any or all of you and wipe you off the face of the earth, let it be known right now that the United States will respond in kind!" "I know y...
WASHINGTON, DC - There was some cause for concern today amongst world bankers, or at least world bankers that were still employed, as Barack Obama reportedly tapped Lulu, Scottish born singer-songwriter, actress, model and television personality, to...
Failing to jump on board the lost Air France flight headlines Jaggedone's CIA (cockroach infiltration army) has decided to report on another lost cause, giant panda, GM! Yesterday "The Black Messiah" and his disciples launched the saviour package...
Controversy swirled as America's first Black president contemplated the faxing a wreath to the tomb of the unknown racist soldiers who valiantly died in service to a cause just about equal to genocide. Human rights advocates begged Obama to leave...
Washington AC/DC - (White Water-Boarding Ass Mess): A US District Court Judge who gave the Off-the-Wall Street Journal permission to publish Hillary Clinton's former lover's entirely spoof 'suicide' note is Barack Obama's latest Supreme Court pick.
Barack Obama has announced his nominee for the opening in the US Supreme Court left by Justice Stephen Breyer who is leaving the court to run his family's New Hampshire ice cream stand. Obama had hinted that he was looking for a person of empathy...
Since Republicants and Demogogues alike have expressed extreme distrust in the US prison system that incarcerates more convicts than any other industrial democracy in the world, the Obama administration has decided that rather than bring Muhammed and...
Houston,Texas-Saying the pool of Earth-bound candidates was puny, President Obama has decided to hire from outside the solar system in order to fill the position of Chief NASA Administrator. Desa Fourkatia, a Zeta Reticuli Grey, is expected to wi...
United States Premiere Barack Obama, enraged at the actions of The Joint Chiefs of Staff of the Army, Navy, Air Force, Marines, and Coast Guard, had the group arrested on charges of religious discrimination after the annual Memorial Day concert on th...
Today, Communist leader Barack Obama announced that he'll be quiting as US President on January 20, 2010 (one year after he became president). The media says he will quit due to failing plans (Guantanamo Bay closure, 2010 withdrawal, etc.). Quest...
President Obama yesterday urged the nation. The executive urging came at a commencement address to the Tulsa School of Business graduating class where the president used strong words to encourage the nation to adopt urgency toward things that need it...
President Barack Obama announced today that he has eliminated former President Bush's Abstinence Only Education program and has begun a new "Getting Laid is Cool" program. "We will never eliminate the desire for sex", Obama stated during a news co...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi has finally succumbed to the relentless interrogation of Republicans. Though she never spilled the beans concerning her knowledge about the Bush Administration's use of water boarding, she has now...
President Obama began perhaps his most difficult diplomatic mission so for by suggesting that Israel stop being a bunch of pricks and let the people of Palestine have their own state. The White House talks have been billed as a discussion over...
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