The controversy surrounding US President Obama's supposed bow to Saudi King Abdullah brought affirmations, denials and varied body language experts to bear on the reputed act of reverence.
American conservatives, all three of them, insisted that no US leader bows to no man. After the eight year Bush-Cheney international relations fiasco, other US political leaders suggested that they wouldn't care if Obama sucked every world leader's dick and the Muslims' two times to make up for the BC disaster.
Barack and Abdullah found another way as the world leaders greeted each other on the tarmack in Riyad. It started with a high five, followed by a downlow hand slap. The pair did a cool shake- shake- shake with a boss finish of a booty bump that lasted a good full minuto. Both kingdom rulers told the world press that it was good for me.