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MANHATTAN - Donald Trump was watching CNN when a news bulletin came on stating that Anderson Cooper, the host of Anderson Cooper 360 had just announced that he was gay. Cooper said that he had wanted to come out of the closet six years ago but tha...
BOSTON(July 1)-Mitt Romney, while railing against the Supreme Court's ruling in favor of 'ObamaCare' seems to be enjoying their ruling against the 'Stolen Valor Act'. The Court decided that law was unconstitutional, violating an individual's 1st Ame...
A leaked memo from the Romney campaign made public this morning indicates the presidential candidate is instructing his staff to, "Serve no whine…before its time!" Romney further elaborated on the old Paul Masson commercial by telling his spokesmen t...
TENNESSEE- Mitt Romney's latest stop on his campaign trail ended in a momentous gaffe, even for Romney. While visiting a local Athens pizzeria called Giovanni De Luca's Amore Pizz-A-Pie, owner Billy Bob Smith handed Romney a slice of his prized '...
SAGINAW, Michigan - Mitt Romney traveled to Saginaw to pay a visit to an old high school friend McMillan E. Figglefox. The Political Salad Bar News Agency had reported that Romney had become somewhat upset with his long time friend. It appears...
Mitt Romney, speaking in front of the National Society for Effective Consumerism last Sunday, outlined his plan for a U.S. response to the European debt crisis. "I mean really, dealing with this debt issue in Europe would be a piece of cake," sa...
PHOENIX - Mitt Romney traveled to Arizona to meet with his old friend John McCain and ask him for some political pointers. The two men met in one of the seven mansions owned by John McCain's wife Cindy. Romney asked McCain what is the best advi...
SAN FRANCISCO - President Obama visited The Golden Gate City of San Francisco where he spoke to a boisterous crowd at The Veni Vidi Vici Coliseum. The president told the crowd of 13,739, that he wants them to know that the future lies with today's...
As speculation mounts that Marco Rubio, the senator from Florida could be a possible running mate for Mitt Romney it has been revealed that Romney has compiled a list of requirements, he feels essential, for the role of Vice President. Number one,...
NASHUA NEW-HAMPSHIRE - I'm sitting down at the "Happy Pig" lunch counter café in down town Nashua New Hampshire, nursing my tenth cup of coffee while waiting for Mitt Romney to arrive. The short order cook is busy in the back flipping over egg's and bacon on a hot grill as Sally, the lone waitress in this joint, is carrying plates in both hands and serving it up to two burly looking steel workers...
NAUGATUCK, Connecticut - Mitt Romney's Mormon Merriment Presidential Campaign Bus Tour made a stop in the lovely New England town of Naugatuck, Connecticut. Naugatuck is noted for being the home of the fuchsia-breasted sap sucker, an unusual bird...
The Campaign Dress Review is questioning where the Mitt Romney too tight blue jeans went. The jeans made his movements appear awkward, his feet shuffling with inch-worm steps addressing people to his right, followed by inch-worm steps addressing pe...
Washington, DC - Faced with declining poll numbers and a withering economy, President Barack Obama has dropped Vice President Joe Biden from the Democratic presidential election ticket, selecting Apple's digital assistant Siri as his new running mate...
BANGOR, Maine - Mitt Romney's presidential campaign pulled into the town that was made famous by country music artist Johnny Cash with his 50s song "I Drove Up To Bangor, But She Was Gone." Romney, 65, speaking at The Chicken of The Sea Jr. Colleg...
Today at a fundraiser for President Obama something very unusual happened. The Mitt Romney tour bus began circling the event, honking its horn and tossing out campaign stickers to event participants. One participant, long-time Democrat Megan Schin...
FIVE FORKS, South Carolina - GOP presidential front runner Mitt Romney's "Mormon Merriment Presidential Campaign Bus Tour" pulled into the town of Five Forks, South Carolina on a day when the heat index was 103. In 1789, the city was discovered an...
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