Scrawny warbler, Celine Dion, has added her voice to an ad campaign to draw attention to eating disorders. The Titanic singer -as in the song, not as in size - is an avid believer in healthy eating and body health.
* Gary Glitter in a creche * Michael Barrymore in the deep end * A fat man running * A fat man in a McDonalds queue * Pete Townsend in PC World...
Mephistophel, Tennessee (IP) - MacDonalds has introduced a new menu featuring the foods eaten by Survivorman and Man Vs Wild stars during their survivor shows.
OAK BROOK, IL -- In response to a series of articles linking fast food to our nation's rapidly increasing obesity epidemic, McDonald's, the world's largest fast food chain, silenced critics with plans to unveil their latest creation; tape...
The BBC is once again embroiled in scandal. As if fiddling phone lines was not enough, license payers are being deceived yet again; this time 'Wild man' Ray Mears has been spotted eating a Big Mac and Fries, a regular diet Coke and a McFlurry...
Fast food chain Kentucky Fried Chicken has introduced its Freedom Fliers Baskets in preparation for the upcoming 2008 Presidential Election.
Former Deputy Prime Minister John "Two Jags" Prescott has been fired by fast food corporation McDonald's after just one day in his new job as a consultant.
The ministry of obesity has come under fire today from critics who say that it is a completely useless organisation.
"Buy them fresh from the truck, fast frozen or cooked to perfection, our steaks are 100% cruelty free," said spokesman Herschel Schmoikel Krustofski.
A recent study was conducted to discover the impact the fast food chain McDonalds has on children. The results were surprising.
Friendly Skies News - Today McDonalds announced that they have struck a deal to begin serving their full menu on United Airlines and American Airlines. The news is a bit of a shock since both airlines have been cutting back severely on perks, such as...
MacDonald's has announced the launch of their new burger the "Big chav". It is hoped that this will attract a larger number of people to their restaurants to boost declining sales. They have also announced a plan to create a baby sized...
In a bid to boost sales over Burger King's 'Angusburger', the McDonalds Corp. are due to launch the new 'McShambo'. Due out on Monday, the burger is reputed to contain 100% pure bull.
McDonalds, worried at their recent drop in sales in their adult demographic, has decided to extend their marketing strategy. Effective August 1st, the world's largest hamburger chain will a new Happy Meal for Adults, the Make You Really Happy Meal.
Food chain MacDonalds have today completely missed the point of the Oxford English Dictionary. A dictionary defines the use of words in English, a point which senior executives have simply failed to grasp.
Ottawa, Illinois - (Ass Mess): McDonalds has market tested its wholesome organically-grown new pot bruger Happy Meals on an eight year old who received a lighter, a pipe, and bag of weed in her lunch bag according to Ottawa Police Chief Brian Zeilman...
Lahore, Pakistan - America's image in the Islamic world suffered another setback Wednesday when a McDonald's franchise in this Pakistani city ran out of Happy Meals. As word of the depletion spread, an angry mob of some 10,000 incensed patro...
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