Former Banality Fair cover star Robert Pattinson went on Timeline to talk about the twilight of his career and his unfortunate demise in the year 2016. "I guess I just thought if too many good things happen, then you're gonna die at 30," said the...
Previously popular nude celebrity pictures website www,whoeveryouwantstarkbollocknaked.con has reported an alarming downturn in internet subscribers and is lowering subscription rates to $0.25 a month as it struggles through the recession. The web...
While some taping has taken place for Dr Drew Pinsky's Addict minstrel show Celebrity Rehab, the show has been put on hold. There was activity at the Rehab center, but word came late in the day that the show's taping would not take place until Jul...
Celebrities who wouldn't have taken Gary Coleman's call a week ago say stupid s--t via Twitter. Charlotte Rae, Mrs. Garrett on Diff'rent Strokes: "Gary was so loving, so charming … He was the big star of the show. He was the reason the show was a hit." Steve Gabriel, producer of Avenue Q, a Broadway Musical puppet show that spoofs Gary Coleman: "On behalf of the Avenue Q family, we feel thi...
HOLLYWOOD - In a somewhat startling move that appears to have caught many industry sideliners completely off guard - especially those with either too much at stake in the immediate future and/or significantly less than the advised 20/20 with regards...
CCN (Crazy Cal News) Gulf of Mexico - Since the last efforts to stop the leak have failed, BP has put their top scientists to work on the clean-up plan to protect the coast. After contacting consultants in Hollywood, the stylists have recommended p...
Was it bad planning or a publicity stunt, but this morning on the street outside Riverside hotel in London Kerry Katona was coming out as Katie Price was going in. Kerry Katona is currently wooing Katie Price's ex-husband, Peter Andre, which has a...
Xrays revealed that the ubiquitous Tony Robinson has two parasites living in his double chins. They sit there patiently waiting for him to eat then grab some of the grub before it diappears down his rapacious gullet. Unfortunately they also crap up there, which accounts for his bad breath and that perpetual scowl. He probably caught them after spending many long hours in those damp smelly tren...
Both Labour and the Conservatives today wheeled out a host of historical figures to back their election campaigns and warn about the dangers of a Liberal Democrat win. In an open letter to the Guardian, some of the top figures from the school hist...
Twenty-eight non-celebrities. 28 days and nights. A phone vote every second day with a 'Y' in it. Sound familiar? Well, sort of, but this time there's a twist. A new show has decided to not only break the mould of 'celebreality TV' but smash it to...
In a recent interview with Entertainment Tonight, Kay Perry was asked how she felt about going on national television and admitting to millions that she suffers from acne in a commercial she shot for Proactiv Acne Solution. "When they first asked...
Raving poofter Ricky Martin has finally taken his balls out of his mother's purse and admitted that he is gay. In a career spanning three decades, the spineless lothario was all the time living la vida homo, but never admitting to it; instead he h...
In keeping with the gut-check spirit of the latest annual motion picture arts and sciences taffy pull, it seems only fitting that we finally, at long last, get the first official gander at what some local bargain hunters apparently found wedged insid...
The world of celebrity was rocked to its very foundations today when it was announced singer/songwriter Amy Winehouse was adopting a white baby from her own country. In a move that has already been branded as "disgusting" by Madonna and Angelina Joli...
A celebrity edition of deal or no deal has been axed due to the contestants inability to answer the question. Alex Reid, famous for being someone's boyfriend was first up, but failed to get past round one as each time Noel asked him "deal or no...
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The world leaders in reality TV production, have announced their latest venture which will pit has-been and barely known celebrities against wild animals, as well as each other. Celebrity Colosseum is anticipated to be the highlight of this summer...
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