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Funny story: Bush Comments on Sectarian Violence

Bush Comments on Sectarian Violence

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - BAGHDAD, Iraq - As reports of a hundred being killed in sectarian violence in Iraq, President Bush says it's just a misunderstanding, like the reasons for going to Iraq in the first place.

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Funny story: The "I"s have it at Google

The "I"s have it at Google

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Google's California Headquarters - Today, Google announced that it is renaming its homepage iGoogle. It will let you build your own gadgets using wizards. Eric Schmidt paused when TheSpoof reporter asked, "Which wiza...

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Funny story: Antiwar.com Claims Bush Studied Blueprints for Dictatorship

Antiwar.com Claims Bush Studied Blueprints for Dictatorship

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - "The Internets," April 30 - Yesterday, Antiwar.com claimed in an article that the Bush Administration has studied blueprints for a dictatorship...

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Funny story: Democrats Threaten to Impeach Bush

Democrats Threaten to Impeach Bush

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Washington, D.C. - Democrats have threatened to use impeachment to force George W. Bush to withdraw the troops in Iraq. "Since we failed to reach, we must impeach," shouted Clinton and Obama. We are tired of Bush tr...

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Funny story: Mr. T Does Snickers Commercial

Mr. T Does Snickers Commercial

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Hollywood - Mr. T has released a new Snickers commercial where he drives up in a tank, smashing cars, popping up, and hitting a honkey on the head with a Snickers bar while screaming insults at the boy. He then gets back in th...

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Funny story: Dick Cheney Invests in Viacomm, Attacks YouTube

Dick Cheney Invests in Viacomm, Attacks YouTube

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - MOUNTAIN VIEW, Calif. - Dick Cheney bought 100,000 shares of Viacom yesterday to give as a gift to his grandchild-to-be. He listed the name of the grandchild, for some reason, as "Mini-me." After purchasing the stoc...

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Funny story: Big Ka-Boom

Big Ka-Boom

Big Ka-Boom By Crazy Cal Jennings (To the tune of Chick-a-Boom)...

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Funny story: Moose&Squirrel Makes Bid to Become Fourth Stooge

Moose&Squirrel Makes Bid to Become Fourth Stooge

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - TheSpoof.com - Moose&Squirell named Jalapenoman, Cal Jennings and Gnarley Eric...The New 3 Stooges... We believe this was her bid to be the Fourth Stooge. We all know that Curly and Shemp alternated on The Three Stooges, so w...

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Funny story: Protestors Demand Bush Impeachment at Speech

Protestors Demand Bush Impeachment at Speech

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Miami - Hundreds of protesters gathered at the Kendell Miami-Dade College campus where President George W. Bush spoke on Saturday afternoon. An estimated 200 protesters were around the fence and there were an estimated 600 alt...

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Funny story: Tanker Fire Melts Oakland Freeway

Tanker Fire Melts Oakland Freeway

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Oakland, CA - An exploding gasoline tanker melted the steel underbelly of a highway overpass in the East Bay's MacArthur Maze early this morning, causing it to collapse onto the roadway below. Gay Rights activists claim th...

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Funny story: Rebuild Projects in Iraq Failing

Rebuild Projects in Iraq Failing

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Iraq - The American-financed rebuilding program federal oversight agency has found that in a sampling of eight projects that the United States had declared successes, seven were no longer operating as designed because of plumbi...

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Funny story: Yargh! There Be Pirates In the School

Yargh! There Be Pirates In the School

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Pennsylvania - A pro-Bush fundamentalist Christian conservative administrator at Millersville University accused a teacher, Stacy Snyder, of promoting underage drinking after they discovered her

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Funny story: When PMS Goes Untreated

When PMS Goes Untreated

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Mayo Clinic - Dr. Ino Itall released a report today about the horrors that both women and men experience when PMS goes untreated.

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Funny story: Tony Blair His Friend (To Blowin' In the Wind)

Tony Blair His Friend (To Blowin' In the Wind)

Tony Blair, His Friend By Crazy Cal Jennings (to "Blowin' in the Wind")...

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Funny story: Smart and Bush Rip Off the Dead

Smart and Bush Rip Off the Dead

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Michigan - Clayton R. Smart, 67, of Okmulgee, Okla., and Michigan attorney Craig Bush decided that ripping off the living wasn't enough for them. In an effort to solve that pressing problem, they decided to rip off the dea...

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Funny story: God Frowns on Alaska

God Frowns on Alaska

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Alaska - Today, God frowned on the whole state of Alaska.

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Funny story: Google Succeeds in Building Elevator to the Moon

Google Succeeds in Building Elevator to the Moon

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Earth - Today, Google announced that they have succeeded in creating an elevator to the moon.

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