NASTYASS, Indiana - A 52-year-old, former youth pastor for the Jehosephat's Witlessness Church, Baldfazd Lier, AKA, Ben, told a SRO press conference Friday that he "alone was Michael Jackson's true love, and longtime life partner." The Reverend Li...
Beverly Hills, Ca./Mortuary News - Jackson funeral goers were horrified today during the final preparations for the burial of the Pop Star when the body of a 225 pound black man with a large nose was found to be occupying the final resting place of t...
LOS ANGELES, CA., USA Aaron Carter evidently carried on the old Carter family tradition of "hide and go peek" with his mentor, Michael Jackson. During Jackson's child molestation trial it was revealed that Carter attended Jackson's 45th birthday...
LOS ANGELES, CA, USA Michael Jackson's fans and supporters expressed shock and dismay today when the new issue of "Rolling Stoned" magazine revealed that Jackson had at long last been supplanted from the number one spot of Billboard's Hot 100. Cl...
New musical 'Jacko!' today opened in London's West End Aperphi Theatre, and was attended by a host of American celebrities, none of them officially wanted by the FBI. Film actress Elizabreath Taylor and conjuror Ura Perver attended the first night of...
Michael Jackson is to celebrate his 51st birthday by being buried at Forest Lawn cemetry, LA. The ceremony, sponsored by the National Society for the Protection of Children, is to be televised for an anticipated audience of 16 billion. Diana Ro...
LOS ANGELES, CA, USA The speculation concerning Michael Jackson's revelation shortly before his death that he hoped to be a serious contender for a new world record came to an end today when it was revealed by authorities with the Guinness Book of Wo...
Los Angeles, CA - According to anonymous zamboni drivers, Michael Jackson is on ice, in a deep freeze, awaiting burial once the Jackson family have come to grips with the fact that the only breadwinner in the family has left the building. Said fa...
In an honest and frank interview with a magazine as part of his career revival attempts, former child actor Mark Lester, who wants to become an adult actor, has admitted that Michael Jackson once spent a night sleeping on top of him. This revelati...
The one and only glittery glove worn by Michael Jackson and his magic shoes that he first wore while doing his first moonwalk back in 1983, will be auctioned for charity at the November 21 "Music Icons" at "The Hard Rock Cafe" in New York City's Time...
In the strangest twist so far to the strangely-twisting Michael Jackson Kids Saga, former British film star, Mark Lester, has said publicly that he was fathered by the now-dead King of Pop! Initially, it had been thought that Lester, who played Ol...
Meet Edna Jackson, a woman who has filed three guardianship petitions - one for each of Michel Jackson's three children. Edna declaired today, "I am the biological mother of Prince Michael Jackson II and all of his siblings." I am married to...
Los Angeles, CA Sources close to God have informed us that Michael Jackson, A.K.A. 'The Gloved One', is actually alive and well and living as his alter ego, Pee Wee Herman. After delving into the history of Pee Wee Herman, it is interesting to note t...
LA HABRA, California - In a surprising development, Lindsay Lohan's on-again, off-again gal pal Samantha Ronson has just announced that she is the real father of Michael Jackson's three children. Ronson met Ryan Seacrest at a Dairy Queen in La Hab...
Mark Lester, the aging thespian who was made famous by playing the lead role in Oliver, is convinced he is the father of at least two of Michael Jackson's children. He was officially made the children's godfather upon their births. Because of this, it is customary for the god parent to take an interest in the child's upbringing should the mother or father die prematurely. However, this position ha...
In a dramatic new twist in the quest for the truth regarding the paternity of the late Michael Jackson's children, three cast members of the 1968 musical movie extravaganza 'Oliver!' have allegedly laid claim to fathering one of them. Mark Lester,...
Apparently, according to the Drudge Report, Michael Jackson's brain has been reunited with the rest of his body. At least somebody's brain has. So now Michael's body can be buried. Sources say that Jackson may be interred at Forest Lawn but it...
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