Yesterday, in one of the most shocking international incidents in recent times Switzerland invaded France. The invasion has been justified by Pascal Couchpotato, Bundespräsident, as a pre-emptive strike designed to relieve the pressure on Swiss...
In an effort to stem global warming, curb greenhouse gas emissions and to address growing water shortages, President Barack Obama singed into law a bill proposing landmark legislation that will affect the way most Americans live. The president add...
Due to a problem with his hearing aid, the French Interior Minister, Monsieur S. Mel Garlique, has banned a host of people with names sounding like burkha. Following a giant international misunderstanding over the traditional black full-body dress...
Following his decision yesterday to ban Fench men from wearing the Burkha, President Sarkozy of France has added another ban to his list. Speaking from an orange crate (not any old orange crate mind you, this one was flown in as a gift from Tom Cr...
Despite protestations from Iran's President in Cheating, Hava Nodinnajaquet, President Sarkozy of France has banned the wearing of the Burkha in France. In a statement issued today, the President said that it was not permissible for French men to...
Paris, France - Air France will offers victims of Air France 447 each $24,000 US. In analyzing how the corporation came to that figure, a company communications representative gave the following breakdown. "When executives went about calculating t...
Recife, Brazil - Combined Brazilian and French search forces have been hampered in their efforts to find evidence of a downed Air France flight and authorities cite two reasons. Firstly, extensive debris fields on the Atlantic have made it impossi...
Emergency services are this afternoon searching for signs of an Air France jet that disappeared off the north-eastern coast of Brazil, in what has been described as a 'Lost scenario'. Flight AF447 was en route from Rio de Janeiro to Paris, but wa...
There is panic in the streets of Paris this morning as an epidemic of Mime Flu has hit the country most famous for it's legendary mimes. "It's hit us with the suddenly" stated one man who agreed to talk with us through his mask. "We got up this mo...
Israeli PM Benjamin Warcriminal met US President Barack Obama today, and the two are expected to discuss many Middle-Eastern issues. Such as the Israeli air force using jets to massacre civilians quite deliberately, and tanks and snipers joining i...
Paris - Britain is to give its third most famous tourist attraction, Tower Bridge, to France. The transaction is a result of a poker game between Prime Minister Gordon Brown and President Nicholas Sarkozy. Brown initially wanted the prize to be t...
With financial giants and corrupt politicians devastating the economic environment a number of countries and states have brought back the guillotine to settle matters. Once the execution device of choice, it made its appearance in France in the 1...
Paris, France - Nicolas Sarkozy, the President of France, made a speech in which he declared that his government surrenders unconditionally to Somali pirates. "You may take our women. My wife, for example. You may definitely take her. Our baguette...
The nation of France has surrendered during war a number of times throughout history. They have surrendered to the British, Spanish, Germans and Italians to name but a few nations that they have signed terms with. However in a surprising twist of...
In an amazing escalation of its threat to pull out of the G20 Summit, the French government have now threatened to also pull out of France itself. President Tsar Nicolas Sarkozy was quoted as saying "If France does not improve we will be on the fi...
Germany spent much of the first half of the twentieth century trying to take control of France and various other parts of the world. Ironically after being rescued by an Anglo-American alliance not once but twice, 21st Century frogs have decided that...
Many, many years ago, all Gaul was ruled by the Strikers. All? Not quite all, for in one tiny part in the north-west lived Asterix the Scab, and his friends and their families, all of whom refused to be told what to do by the Strikers. Taking a swig of magic potion that the local druid Horlix had prepared, to give him the strength to hide behind corners when the Strikers marched past, Asterix s...
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